: Tue Jul 28, 2009 9:34 pm  

Wires71 wrote:

:-) Let's hope his estate see it that way.

Remember, you can't libel the dead.

That's why I can say that Genghis Khan was a nob.

: Tue Jul 28, 2009 9:41 pm  

Ian [77] wrote:

Remember, you can't libel the dead.

That's why I can say that Genghis Khan was a nob.

His spirit will do a turd on your doorstep tonight.

: Wed Jul 29, 2009 4:33 am  

getdownmonkeyman wrote:

His spirit will do a turd on your doorstep tonight.

: Wed Jul 29, 2009 7:52 am  

getdownmonkeyman wrote:

His spirit will do a turd on your doorstep tonight.

Can't be many things that would frustrate you more than standing in doggy on your own doorstep like. First thing, work shoes on, you step outside & plop, cack all over your hush puppies.

: Wed Jul 29, 2009 7:56 am  

Betty Ford Clinic wrote:

Town will have to wear their undies like at school when you forget your kit

Looks like we will be wearing our all red away kit for the start of the season while a new home kit is sorted.
Will be like watching Liverpool!

: Wed Jul 29, 2009 8:06 am  

JWP wrote:

Can't be many things that would frustrate you more than standing in doggy on your own doorstep like. First thing, work shoes on, you step outside & plop, cack all over your hush puppies.

Especially if a historical figure left it there.

: Wed Jul 29, 2009 8:17 am  

Ian [77] wrote:

Especially if a historical figure left it there.

Depends who, really.

I'd imagine Gandhi to have quite solid poo, a high fibre diet etc, it wouldn't be such a trauma in that case. Say, Judas left it there, runny, defo. He's going to have been packing it in case Jesus tried to get him back like.

: Wed Jul 29, 2009 8:19 am  

JWP wrote:

Depends who, really.

I'd imagine Gandhi to have quite solid poo, a high fibre diet etc, it wouldn't be such a trauma in that case. Say, Judas left it there, runny, defo. He's going to have been packing it in case Jesus tried to get him back like.

LOL.

Mother Theresa's would be like brilliant white worry-bead size pellets.

: Wed Jul 29, 2009 9:10 am  

JWP wrote:

Depends who, really.

I'd imagine Gandhi to have quite solid poo, a high fibre diet etc, it wouldn't be such a trauma in that case. Say, Judas left it there, runny, defo. He's going to have been packing it in case Jesus tried to get him back like.

I'm sorry JWP, but if Gandhi craps on my doorstep, me and him are having words, irrespective of the consistency of the dropping. Granted, we'll try and talk it through first (he's big on that) but I suspect the conversation will end up with him cleaning it and me tapping my foot impatiently as he does so.

: Wed Jul 29, 2009 9:17 am  

Ian [77] wrote:

I'm sorry JWP, but if Gandhi craps on my doorstep, me and him are having words, irrespective of the consistency of the dropping. Granted, we'll try and talk it through first (he's big on that) but I suspect the conversation will end up with him cleaning it and me tapping my foot impatiently as he does so.

A bit like Sonic when you didn't press 'ewt.