Derek and his Lambo : Fri Nov 16, 2018 11:20 am  

Bizarrely Derek has made the front page of Daily Mail for not having a front number plate on his Lambo. The DM managed to get the current Leigh story into this and for once didn’t reveal the value of his house.

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Re: Derek and his Lambo : Fri Nov 16, 2018 3:20 pm  

In case anyone wants a link (as per), here it is: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/articl ... ghini.html (BTW Jack Diggle, I split your post out from the the other thread as it didn't belong there)

In case anyone wants a link (as per), here it is: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/articl ... ghini.html (BTW Jack Diggle, I split your post out from the the other thread as it didn't belong there)

Re: Derek and his Lambo : Fri Nov 16, 2018 3:28 pm  

Thanks (Lamborghini has been mentioned in the thread I think) - but what a non-story! “Rich man has missing front number plate in his boot”. “Claims it fell off”

Was second story on the Internet version.


Wouldn’t have been any more prominent if he’d got Larroyer and Evans tied up in the boot.

Re: Derek and his Lambo : Fri Nov 16, 2018 4:19 pm  

JackDiggle wrote:

Thanks (Lamborghini has been mentioned in the thread I think) - but what a non-story! “Rich man has missing front number plate in his boot”. “Claims it fell off”

Was second story on the Internet version.


Wouldn’t have been any more prominent if he’d got Larroyer and Evans tied up in the boot.

I wouldn't mind betting that it was their fault though, Jack!

Re: Derek and his Lambo : Fri Nov 16, 2018 5:03 pm  

Mr Beaumont told the court “I bought the number plate ‘TOP 4’ with the best intentions to celebrate in advance our likely success in the championship - however after we failed and only finished sixth I felt people were beginning to point at the number plate and gesticulate - making me a figure of fun. Many of them used their hands to signify the very least we should have finished was second. People who know me will confirm I don’t like being centre of attention and would find this difficult to handle. A good friend Mr Hock removed the number plate on my behalf and placed it in the boot”.

“All this is Hock’s fault” claimed Mr Beaumont as he completed his plea before being sentenced.


Beaumont received a sentence of 2 minutes silence.

Re: Derek and his Lambo : Fri Nov 16, 2018 5:37 pm  

JackDiggle wrote:

Mr Beaumont told the court “I bought the number plate ‘TOP 4’ with the best intentions to celebrate in advance our likely success in the championship - however after we failed and only finished sixth I felt people were beginning to point at the number plate and gesticulate - making me a figure of fun. Many of them used their hands to signify the very least we should have finished was second. People who know me will confirm I don’t like being centre of attention and would find this difficult to handle. A good friend Mr Hock removed the number plate on my behalf and placed it in the boot”.

“All this is Hock’s fault” claimed Mr Beaumont as he completed his plea before being sentenced.


Beaumont received a sentence of 2 minutes silence.

very funny

Re: Derek and his Lambo : Fri Nov 16, 2018 5:47 pm  

JackDiggle wrote:

Mr Beaumont told the court “I bought the number plate ‘TOP 4’ with the best intentions to celebrate in advance our likely success in the championship - however after we failed and only finished sixth I felt people were beginning to point at the number plate and gesticulate - making me a figure of fun. Many of them used their hands to signify the very least we should have finished was second. People who know me will confirm I don’t like being centre of attention and would find this difficult to handle. A good friend Mr Hock removed the number plate on my behalf and placed it in the boot”.

“All this is Hock’s fault” claimed Mr Beaumont as he completed his plea before being sentenced.


Beaumont received a sentence of 2 minutes silence.

Brilliant haha

Re: Derek and his Lambo : Fri Nov 16, 2018 7:00 pm  

Re: Derek and his Lambo : Fri Nov 16, 2018 10:41 pm  

JackDiggle wrote:

Mr Beaumont told the court “I bought the number plate ‘TOP 4’ with the best intentions to celebrate in advance our likely success in the championship - however after we failed and only finished sixth I felt people were beginning to point at the number plate and gesticulate - making me a figure of fun. Many of them used their hands to signify the very least we should have finished was second. People who know me will confirm I don’t like being centre of attention and would find this difficult to handle. A good friend Mr Hock removed the number plate on my behalf and placed it in the boot”.

“All this is Hock’s fault” claimed Mr Beaumont as he completed his plea before being sentenced.


Beaumont received a sentence of 2 minutes silence.

Superb, Jack!

Thank goodness someone can still bring a smile to our faces!