Re: Wise words : Thu Mar 21, 2013 6:26 pm  

Standee wrote: The more someone talks about sex, the less of it they are getting Ah yes, Ladies and Gentlemen I present, Bill Bratley, Sex Machine http://jerrychicken.wordpress.com/2008/12/09/bill-bratley-sex-machine/

Standee wrote: The more someone talks about sex, the less of it they are getting Ah yes, Ladies and Gentlemen I present, Bill Bratley, Sex Machine http://jerrychicken.wordpress.com/2008/12/09/bill-bratley-sex-machine/

Re: Wise words : Thu Mar 21, 2013 6:57 pm  

Standee wrote:

... ever trust a slim butcher, or chef ...

Damned right!

Re: Wise words : Thu Mar 21, 2013 8:19 pm  

Always buy soap on a rope - My Grandad when I joined the navy

Re: Wise words : Thu Mar 21, 2013 8:27 pm  

Lager is for women and vicars.

Trust nothing you hear and only half of what you see.

Make sure you pay your rent, gas and electric. Everyone else can wait.

Just about the only advise my dear old pop ever gave me.

Re: Wise words : Thu Mar 21, 2013 8:46 pm  

Regret nothing, just don't do it again. It's called experience.

Re: Wise words : Thu Mar 21, 2013 10:57 pm  

Never do owt for nowt unless its for yourself.

Those that can do, those that can't teach.

God gave blokes a brain and a c*ck, but not enough blood to work them both at the same time !

Re: Wise words : Fri Mar 22, 2013 6:15 am  

Derwent wrote:

Those that can do, those that can't teach.

Probably one of the most rediculous "words of wisdom" ever.

If nobody taught, nobody would learn.

Re: Wise words : Fri Mar 22, 2013 9:03 am  

Standee wrote:

Probably one of the most rediculous "words of wisdom" ever.

If nobody taught, nobody would learn.

As a father of a teacher, I totally agree, it's a stupid phrase.

[John_D]

Re: Wise words : Fri Mar 22, 2013 9:15 am  

El Barbudo wrote:

1. Never drink in a pub with a flat roof (Advice given to me either by JohnD or JerryChicken or possibly both)

It was he, but it is still true

Re: Wise words : Fri Mar 22, 2013 9:37 am  

John_D wrote:

It was he, but it is still true

Maybe I heard it from him but via you.
He'd still be at the bar.