Re: Men in skirts : Sun Jun 09, 2013 3:12 pm  

El Barbudo wrote:

And a minority of Scots stuck with the softcock Bonnie (snigger) Prince who escaped dressed as a woman (no irony lost there then) ... and lost to the trousered civilisation.
Putting any perceived rights and wrongs aside, the skirts still lost.

I take it you're not on board with the whole skirts for men idea?

Re: Men in skirts : Sun Jun 09, 2013 3:33 pm  

Rock God X wrote:

I take it you're not on board with the whole skirts for men idea?

I don't know how you worked it out but, yes, you're spot on.
Trousers are a sign of a slightly more advanced civilisation.

Don't even get me started about the arrant nonsense that is clan tartans or any of the vast array of bollox invented by Sir Walter Scott.

Re: Men in skirts : Sun Jun 09, 2013 4:05 pm  

El Barbudo wrote:

I don't know how you worked it out but, yes, you're spot on.
Trousers are a sign of a slightly more advanced civilisation.

Don't even get me started about the arrant nonsense that is clan tartans or any of the vast array of bollox invented by Sir Walter Scott.

But don't you ever dream of wandering around on a scorching hot day with your junk dangling freely and serviced by a nice cooling breeze?

Re: Men in skirts : Sun Jun 09, 2013 4:11 pm  

Rock God X wrote:

But don't you ever dream of wandering around on a scorching hot day with your junk dangling freely and serviced by a nice cooling breeze?

You don't need a skirt for that, you just need to be quicker than the police

Re: Men in skirts : Sun Jun 09, 2013 4:57 pm  

Only ever donned the kilt attire at a couple of weddings.
Hung free and loose with no undercrackers on and it was a fairly pleasant experience.

Having said that I rarely wear undies or boxers with jeans or trousers to be honest.

Re: Men in skirts : Sun Jun 09, 2013 5:52 pm  

Rock God X wrote:

But don't you ever dream of wandering around on a scorching hot day with your junk dangling freely and serviced by a nice cooling breeze?

Can't say I have ever dreamed anything like that... although, when working from home, it has sometimes been p.m. before the dressing gown was discarded.
Trousers tend to be great UV protection and I have often seen sweaties on the tube wearing less fabric and (for some unknown reason) flipflops but who appear to be far less comfortable than I.

Re: Men in skirts : Sun Jun 09, 2013 6:07 pm  

El Barbudo wrote:

Can't say I have ever dreamed anything like that... although, when working from home, it has sometimes been p.m. before the dressing gown was discarded.
Trousers tend to be great UV protection and I have often seen sweaties on the tube wearing less fabric and (for some unknown reason) flipflops but who appear to be far less comfortable than I.

Yeah, but have you ever seen a Scot who looks truly comfortable? They're all too busy being angry and attempting to batter and deep fry stuff to really relax.

When I come to power, there will be skirts for all. Ballsacks up and down the land will ripple gratefully in the breeze, and never again will your scrotal skin adhere to your leg.

Re: Men in skirts : Sun Jun 09, 2013 6:07 pm  

El Barbudo wrote:

Can't say I have ever dreamed anything like that... although, when working from home, it has sometimes been p.m. before the dressing gown was discarded.
Trousers tend to be great UV protection and I have often seen sweaties on the tube wearing less fabric and (for some unknown reason) flipflops but who appear to be far less comfortable than I.

Caledoniaphobia?

Re: Men in skirts : Sun Jun 09, 2013 6:33 pm  

WIZEB wrote:

Caledoniaphobia?

No, not at all.
Tartanophobia would be closer to the mark.
I reserve a special loathing for fake heritage.

Re: Men in skirts : Sun Jun 09, 2013 6:39 pm  

Rock God X wrote:

Yeah, but have you ever seen a Scot who looks truly comfortable? They're all too busy being angry and attempting to batter and deep fry stuff to really relax.

When I come to power, there will be skirts for all. Ballsacks up and down the land will ripple gratefully in the breeze, and never again will your scrotal skin adhere to your leg.

You'll need to jail me then, I am a fan of scrotal support, preferably in nice fresh cool cotton.

Will you promise me you'll be honest and call your skirts "skirts" and not some euphemism or foreign word like "kilt"?