In Bradford, our priority worries are cars treating red traffic lights as "not applicable", and morons overtaking whole lines of queuing traffic at speed down the wrong side of the road, then cutting across the front to turn left or go ahead.
Approximately half the cars in Bradford sensibly cut down on fuel wastage by only switching on half the front and rear lights.
'when my life is over, the thing which will have given me greatest pride is that I was first to plunge into the sea, swimming freely underwater without any connection to the terrestrial world'
I apologise if I caused offence, I know that I should try harder to be understanding of the ways of the 21st century.
Up until this morning I couldn't give a f***, but I have just done my companies 'Equality and Diversity Awareness' online training and I fell like a new man.
I apologise if I caused offence, I know that I should try harder to be understanding of the ways of the 21st century.
Up until this morning I couldn't give a f***, but I have just done my companies 'Equality and Diversity Awareness' online training and I fell like a new man.
I apologise if I caused offence, I know that I should try harder to be understanding of the ways of the 21st century.
Up until this morning I couldn't give a f***, but I have just done my companies 'Equality and Diversity Awareness' online training and I fell like a new man.
Speaking of training I recently completed my companies Business Continuity Training. As part of it we were expected to know and learn what certain procedures were. This one caught my eye:
Disaster Recovery Event (DRE)
An event designed to validated technical recovery procedures and the company's ability to recover its products and services within the RTO and RPO identified in the BIA and documented in the DRP.
I am still trying to work out if whoever wrote it has a sense of humour or was serious.
'when my life is over, the thing which will have given me greatest pride is that I was first to plunge into the sea, swimming freely underwater without any connection to the terrestrial world'
'when my life is over, the thing which will have given me greatest pride is that I was first to plunge into the sea, swimming freely underwater without any connection to the terrestrial world'
Speaking of training I recently completed my companies Business Continuity Training. As part of it we were expected to know and learn what certain procedures were. This one caught my eye:
Disaster Recovery Event (DRE)
An event designed to validated technical recovery procedures and the company's ability to recover its products and services within the RTO and RPO identified in the BIA and documented in the DRP.
I am still trying to work out if whoever wrote it has a sense of humour or was serious.
Probably written by an ex-royal naval engineering officer by the look of it.
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I apologise if I caused offence, I know that I should try harder to be understanding of the ways of the 21st century.
Up until this morning I couldn't give a f***, but I have just done my companies 'Equality and Diversity Awareness' online training and I fell like a new man.
'when my life is over, the thing which will have given me greatest pride is that I was first to plunge into the sea, swimming freely underwater without any connection to the terrestrial world'