Re: Funny/interesting things you've found on the internet #5 : Tue Mar 29, 2011 7:46 pm  

Got forwarded this email chain this week. WELL worth a read. I've copied and pasted, so you have to read it from the bottom up. Is 100% real, unbelievably. READ FROM BOTTOM UP. From: Harry Sent: 23 March 2011 10:44 To: Seb Subject: RE: Footy this weekend Yeah, I still live with her and that’s why I’m in so so so much trouble, we didn’t get on before so this will be the final nail in the coffin. F**K!!!!!! I sent her a follow up email saying I don’t really think she is a lover – just trying to put you off her! Not very convincing. Sh*t sh*t sh You might as well have a crack – certainly nothing to lose! fU*k! From: Seb Sent: 23 March 2011 10:40 To: Harry Subject: RE: Footy this weekend Haha I don't think so mate! I am getting some funny looks as I can't control my laughter! It is done now, nothing you can do but wait for the phone call...are you still living with her!? Can you keep me posted on how this pans out as it is going to make a great story in the pub when it is over!! p.s. Might still have a crack...nothing to lose!! From: Harry Sent: 23 March 2011 10:36 To: Seb Subject: RE: Footy this weekend Massive muppet. Sorry mate I am in so much crap its un real! Can you recall emails?! From: Seb Sent: 23 March 2011 10:35 To: Harry Subject: RE: Footy this weekend Oh my god!!! You muppet...no point now!! You are going to be in serious trouble me thinks!! From: Harry Fildes Sent: 23 March 2011 10:33 To: Sebastian Marsh Subject: FW: Footy this weekend love – I ccD her in! From: Harry Sent: 23 March 2011 10:33 To: Seb Cc: Jenni Subject: RE: Footy this weekend Feel free by all means just don’t say I gave you her email! Jennixxx86@hotmail.com Good Luck – you’ll need it! From: Seb Sent: 23 March 2011 10:31 To: Harry Subject: RE: Footy this weekend Oh she sounds brilliant...just the sort of thing I am looking for in the summer months. My defenses are up and I am up for the challenge.... Have you got an email address!? I won't tell her you gave it to me!! From: Harry Sent: 23 March 2011 10:28 To: Seb Subject: RE: Footy this weekend Will keep you posted on footie front. Yeah, very accurate. Wouldn’t care in the slightest. To be honest she is f**king lover, I don’t dislike many people but she is one. She massively messed me around, she also messed few of my mates from uni around, so I should have known better! Feel free to pursue, yes, she is HOT! From: Seb Sent: 23 March 2011 10:23 To: Harry Subject: RE: Footy this weekend Oh ok...well that might determine what I do on Friday night then! Yeah I met her in the Hurlingham pub...she was with Sam and another girl. Had a brief chat to her and later made an enquiry about her to Sam (obviously as she is hot), he said she was your ex and that you wouldn't care in the least if I had a go but warned me she comes with a bit of a health warning!!? How accurate would you say that is!? Just to let you know I haven't and I won't even think about it if you have any sort of problem with me persuing...not my style to step on a mates toes for the sake of a girl! Just thought I would check with you... From: Harry Sent: 23 March 2011 10:18 To: Seb Subject: RE: Footy this weekend Saunds and Sam are working on it. Small chance that there might not be a game. Who did you bump into? Jenni? From: Seb Sent: 23 March 2011 10:17 To: Harry Subject: Footy this weekend Morning, I have tried Lewis but he seems to be out of the office…do you have any idea what time our game might be on the weekend? If it is a late kick off I might have a bit of a problem… Hope all else is well. Bumped into your ex girlfriend / housemate the other weekend…she is a looker to say the least!! Seb

Got forwarded this email chain this week. WELL worth a read. I've copied and pasted, so you have to read it from the bottom up. Is 100% real, unbelievably. READ FROM BOTTOM UP. From: Harry Sent: 23 March 2011 10:44 To: Seb Subject: RE: Footy this weekend Yeah, I still live with her and that’s why I’m in so so so much trouble, we didn’t get on before so this will be the final nail in the coffin. F**K!!!!!! I sent her a follow up email saying I don’t really think she is a lover – just trying to put you off her! Not very convincing. Sh*t sh*t sh You might as well have a crack – certainly nothing to lose! fU*k! From: Seb Sent: 23 March 2011 10:40 To: Harry Subject: RE: Footy this weekend Haha I don't think so mate! I am getting some funny looks as I can't control my laughter! It is done now, nothing you can do but wait for the phone call...are you still living with her!? Can you keep me posted on how this pans out as it is going to make a great story in the pub when it is over!! p.s. Might still have a crack...nothing to lose!! From: Harry Sent: 23 March 2011 10:36 To: Seb Subject: RE: Footy this weekend Massive muppet. Sorry mate I am in so much crap its un real! Can you recall emails?! From: Seb Sent: 23 March 2011 10:35 To: Harry Subject: RE: Footy this weekend Oh my god!!! You muppet...no point now!! You are going to be in serious trouble me thinks!! From: Harry Fildes Sent: 23 March 2011 10:33 To: Sebastian Marsh Subject: FW: Footy this weekend love – I ccD her in! From: Harry Sent: 23 March 2011 10:33 To: Seb Cc: Jenni Subject: RE: Footy this weekend Feel free by all means just don’t say I gave you her email! Jennixxx86@hotmail.com Good Luck – you’ll need it! From: Seb Sent: 23 March 2011 10:31 To: Harry Subject: RE: Footy this weekend Oh she sounds brilliant...just the sort of thing I am looking for in the summer months. My defenses are up and I am up for the challenge.... Have you got an email address!? I won't tell her you gave it to me!! From: Harry Sent: 23 March 2011 10:28 To: Seb Subject: RE: Footy this weekend Will keep you posted on footie front. Yeah, very accurate. Wouldn’t care in the slightest. To be honest she is f**king lover, I don’t dislike many people but she is one. She massively messed me around, she also messed few of my mates from uni around, so I should have known better! Feel free to pursue, yes, she is HOT! From: Seb Sent: 23 March 2011 10:23 To: Harry Subject: RE: Footy this weekend Oh ok...well that might determine what I do on Friday night then! Yeah I met her in the Hurlingham pub...she was with Sam and another girl. Had a brief chat to her and later made an enquiry about her to Sam (obviously as she is hot), he said she was your ex and that you wouldn't care in the least if I had a go but warned me she comes with a bit of a health warning!!? How accurate would you say that is!? Just to let you know I haven't and I won't even think about it if you have any sort of problem with me persuing...not my style to step on a mates toes for the sake of a girl! Just thought I would check with you... From: Harry Sent: 23 March 2011 10:18 To: Seb Subject: RE: Footy this weekend Saunds and Sam are working on it. Small chance that there might not be a game. Who did you bump into? Jenni? From: Seb Sent: 23 March 2011 10:17 To: Harry Subject: Footy this weekend Morning, I have tried Lewis but he seems to be out of the office…do you have any idea what time our game might be on the weekend? If it is a late kick off I might have a bit of a problem… Hope all else is well. Bumped into your ex girlfriend / housemate the other weekend…she is a looker to say the least!! Seb

Re: Funny/interesting things you've found on the internet #5 : Wed Mar 30, 2011 8:43 am  

oli30045 wrote:

Am I the only one that doesn't see the resemblance?

No

Re: Funny/interesting things you've found on the internet #5 : Wed Mar 30, 2011 12:31 pm  

How not to respond to criticism.

How not to respond to criticism.

Re: Funny/interesting things you've found on the internet #5 : Wed Mar 30, 2011 1:12 pm  

http://www.dickipedia.org/dick.php?title=Main_Page I don't know if this has been posted before, but it has kept me in stitches with laughter for the last week.

http://www.dickipedia.org/dick.php?title=Main_Page I don't know if this has been posted before, but it has kept me in stitches with laughter for the last week.

Re: Funny/interesting things you've found on the internet #5 : Wed Mar 30, 2011 1:19 pm  

Mintball wrote: How not to respond to criticism. Brilliant, just brilliant

Mintball wrote: How not to respond to criticism. Brilliant, just brilliant

Re: Funny/interesting things you've found on the internet #5 : Wed Mar 30, 2011 2:13 pm  

McLaren_Field wrote:

:lol: Brilliant, just brilliant

Isn't it just.

Re: Funny/interesting things you've found on the internet #5 : Wed Mar 30, 2011 3:38 pm  

I thought the review of the book wasn't too bad.

Re: Funny/interesting things you've found on the internet #5 : Wed Mar 30, 2011 3:44 pm  

Mintball wrote: Isn't it just. Author, poet and artist. Just something I have been doing my whole life. If the grammar in her 'About Me' is anything to go by, the errors I've seen so far are just the tip of the iceberg. Does anyone proof-read indie/self-published(!) Kindle publications?

Mintball wrote: Isn't it just. Author, poet and artist. Just something I have been doing my whole life. If the grammar in her 'About Me' is anything to go by, the errors I've seen so far are just the tip of the iceberg. Does anyone proof-read indie/self-published(!) Kindle publications?

Re: Funny/interesting things you've found on the internet #5 : Wed Mar 30, 2011 4:06 pm  

Cronus wrote: Author, poet and artist. Just something I have been doing my whole life. If the grammar in her 'About Me' is anything to go by, the errors I've seen so far are just the tip of the iceberg. Does anyone proof-read indie/self-published(!) Kindle publications? Depends on the author. There are plenty of places where you can hire an editor to work with you, and there are plenty of self publishing authors who do this. I can't remember her name now but there was a self publisher who recently got a lot of press for making a couple of mill' from her work. She then posted at length on her blog about how much effort (and money) she put into replicating what a publishing company would have done for her, and that she'd self published because she wanted the *perfect* publishing company rather than simply using it as a means to avoid having her work returned to her covered in red ink with "See me!" written at the bottom by teacher. Alternatively they can just do it and look like a dickosaurus. I can think of precisely two authors who preferred not to use editors for their books: Borges and Nabokov. Good luck on replicating what those two do.

Cronus wrote: Author, poet and artist. Just something I have been doing my whole life. If the grammar in her 'About Me' is anything to go by, the errors I've seen so far are just the tip of the iceberg. Does anyone proof-read indie/self-published(!) Kindle publications? Depends on the author. There are plenty of places where you can hire an editor to work with you, and there are plenty of self publishing authors who do this. I can't remember her name now but there was a self publisher who recently got a lot of press for making a couple of mill' from her work. She then posted at length on her blog about how much effort (and money) she put into replicating what a publishing company would have done for her, and that she'd self published because she wanted the *perfect* publishing company rather than simply using it as a means to avoid having her work returned to her covered in red ink with "See me!" written at the bottom by teacher. Alternatively they can just do it and look like a dickosaurus. I can think of precisely two authors who preferred not to use editors for their books: Borges and Nabokov. Good luck on replicating what those two do.

Re: Funny/interesting things you've found on the internet #5 : Wed Mar 30, 2011 4:09 pm  

DHM wrote:

http://www.dickipedia.org/dick.php?title=Main_Page

I don't know if this has been posted before, but it has kept me in stitches with laughter for the last week.

lol, excellent stuff on there.

On Victoria Beckham's career since her wedding day...

Since then, Victoria Beckham has kept busy predominantly by wearing large hats and scowling. She and an odd assortment of angular haircuts appear regularly in the tabloids, although paparazzi reportedly dislike her for refusing to smile on request. Perhaps it is because the smile in question resembles two greasy cocktail wieners pulled back to expose an unwrapped packet of Chiclets.