Re: The repercussions of gay marriage? : Wed Feb 05, 2014 3:26 pm  

Red John wrote:

Turns out he's running Plague Vista. He's trying to use his new Smite2014 application but it keeps telling him he's not got sufficient permissions.

Yes, I recall an earlier version kept crashing with unexpected results. It did run like lightning, though.

Re: The repercussions of gay marriage? : Wed Feb 05, 2014 4:14 pm  

Ferocious Aardvark wrote:

:lol:

Yes, I recall an earlier version kept crashing with unexpected results. It did run like lightning, though.

The God :

"Press Submit to start lightning application..." Submit

"Are you sure you wish to strike The Bird Cage nightclub..." Yes

"You have chosen to strike... The Bird Cage nightclub
With .... One zillion volt lightning bolt
Using ... Armageddon God Tools 3
Are you sure you wish to continue ?" Yes

"Thank You for using Armageddon God Tools 3, press Continue for a preview of Armageddon God Tools 4 or F1 to view the results on Microsoft Video Player" F1

"Oh FFS !!!, Jesus, shift your booty in here and look at this, who installed this fekkin useless piece of shoite software, LOOK WHAT ITS DONE TO MY VATICAN you useless fekkin pile of crap..."

Re: The repercussions of gay marriage? : Wed Feb 05, 2014 6:07 pm  

Hello, my name is Jesus from software support, and I am here toi help you today, what seems to be the problem?

{problem}

So, you are having issues with the One zillion volt lightning bolt feature, am I correct?

Well - er, yes.

This is no problem at all Sir, rest assured I am here to help you and I will certainly look into this for you.

{ 15 minutes elapse }

Thank you so much for waiting. I have looked into your account and indeed I see that you did have an issue with the One zillion volt lightning bolt which struck the Birdcage Bar at the Vatican which was not your intention. Am I correct?

Er... yes? It caused like 500,000m euros worth of damage?

Well I will certainly bring this to the attention of the game developers. Thank you so much for bringing this to our attention. Is there anything else I can help you with today?

What, like maybe a cheque for 500,000m euros ?

I'm really sorry but I don't have the ability to issue you with a cheque for 500,000m euros. What I have done is credit your account with 30 reward points and also if you care to restart your game, you will see that I have also refilled your energy and reset the One zillion volt lightning bolt timer

Re: The repercussions of gay marriage? : Wed Feb 12, 2014 2:01 pm  

For those who thought the UKIP man was wrong: http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/459302 ... -at-120mph

For those who thought the UKIP man was wrong: http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/459302 ... -at-120mph

Re: The repercussions of gay marriage? : Wed Feb 12, 2014 2:39 pm  

Dally wrote: For those who thought the UKIP man was wrong: http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/459302 ... -at-120mph The UKIP man WAS and REMAINS wrong. And quoting the Express doesn't make him any more right (if anything it compounds his wrongness)

Dally wrote: For those who thought the UKIP man was wrong: http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/459302 ... -at-120mph The UKIP man WAS and REMAINS wrong. And quoting the Express doesn't make him any more right (if anything it compounds his wrongness)

Re: The repercussions of gay marriage? : Wed Feb 12, 2014 3:02 pm  

I'd heard on the radio there was a Red weather warning. I just assumed it was those pesky Communists at it again.

Re: The repercussions of gay marriage? : Wed Feb 12, 2014 3:48 pm  

Him wrote:

I'd heard on the radio there was a Red weather warning. I just assumed it was those pesky Communists at it again.

Maybe that witch hunter nice person Joseph McCarthy was right after all?
Damned Commies and homo's.
No wonder it's relentlessly persisting down!

Re: The repercussions of gay marriage? : Wed Feb 12, 2014 4:16 pm  

Meanwhile those clever folks at the Met Office are basically saying, "If you think this storm is bad- wait till next Thursday.

I think I'll book next Thursday off and stop in bed. Or maybe under it.

Re: The repercussions of gay marriage? : Wed Feb 12, 2014 4:48 pm  

Ferocious Aardvark wrote:

I think I'll book next Thursday off and stop in bed. Or maybe under it.

A 'red under the bed'.

This is all beginning to make perfect sense now.

Re: The repercussions of gay marriage? : Wed Feb 12, 2014 5:00 pm  

Chris28 wrote:

The UKIP man WAS and REMAINS wrong. And quoting the Express doesn't make him any more right (if anything it compounds his wrongness)

How do you know that Chris? Worst this that and the other for 240 years. Is that really coincidental timing?