Re: Tesco Horse Burgers : Fri Feb 15, 2013 3:58 pm  

Maybe more horses were in fact slaughtered, but by genuine mistake the slaughterman, who should've gone to Specsavers, mistook them all for cows, and labelled the meat accordingly as an honest error?

Re: Tesco Horse Burgers : Fri Feb 15, 2013 4:21 pm  

Ferocious Aardvark wrote:

Maybe more horses were in fact slaughtered, but by genuine mistake the slaughterman, who should've gone to Specsavers, mistook them all for cows, and labelled the meat accordingly as an honest error?

Well, he did/does have the contract for removal of put-down racehorses at Aintree(*) ... so maybe fast food was a fitting use for them.



(*) True actually.

Re: Tesco Horse Burgers : Fri Feb 15, 2013 4:27 pm  

No, that would be slow food, shurely?

Re: Tesco Horse Burgers : Fri Feb 15, 2013 4:29 pm  

Wonder how business is at this NY establishment?

[Durham Giant]

Re: Tesco Horse Burgers : Fri Feb 15, 2013 5:09 pm  

WIZEB wrote:

Just have.

5lb's of minced steak.
1lb of back bacon.
2 nice sirloin steaks.

If that is for a week have you booked a bed at the coronary care unit yet.

Re: Tesco Horse Burgers : Sat Feb 16, 2013 8:05 am  

Durham Giant wrote:

If that is for a week have you booked a bed at the coronary care unit yet.

Certainly not matey.

The 5lb of mince got seperated into five portions before freezing.
They will come into play indiviually for the likes of a lasagna, spag bol, shepherds pie (see how I've leaned it's not cottage ) , and my favourite, a large deep filled Yorkshire pudding with assorted tenderly boiled vegetables.

Re: Tesco Horse Burgers : Sat Feb 16, 2013 4:24 pm  

WIZEB wrote:

Certainly not matey.

The 5lb of mince got seperated into five portions before freezing.
They will come into play indiviually for the likes of a lasagna, spag bol, shepherds pie (see how I've leaned it's not cottage ) , and my favourite, a large deep filled Yorkshire pudding with assorted tenderly boiled vegetables.

Shepherds Pie - Lamb
Cottage Pie - Beef

Re: Tesco Horse Burgers : Sat Feb 16, 2013 4:27 pm  

Big Graeme wrote:

Shepherds Pie - Lamb
Cottage Pie - Beef

These two have fooked me up.
Mental blockage were the pies are concerned.
Think I must have Mad Lambs Disease.

Re: Tesco Horse Burgers : Sun Feb 17, 2013 12:14 pm  

Big Graeme wrote:

Shepherds Pie - Lamb
Cottage Pie - Beef

That's the theory at least

Re: Tesco Horse Burgers : Sun Feb 17, 2013 3:00 pm  

TrinityIHC wrote:

That's the theory at least

No, that isn't theory FFS.