Re: Wise words : Fri Mar 22, 2013 10:22 pm  

El Barbudo wrote:

Maybe I heard it from him but via you.
He'd still be at the bar.

Looking for his purse?

Re: Wise words : Fri Mar 22, 2013 10:30 pm  

My old boss from Texas always says; 'Time flies when you're drunk as hell..'

Not sure, but he may have stolen that from the TV series, Dallas.

Re: Wise words : Fri Mar 22, 2013 10:36 pm  

Rule of the 3 Fs:

If it flies, floats or does something else beginning with F, rent it. Don't buy it.

Re: Wise words : Fri Mar 22, 2013 11:58 pm  

When standing at a bar in a crowd of other people all waiting to be served, you have but two chances to catch the bar tenders eye, after that he thinks you're just standing there and you become invisible to him.

Life experience #42

Re: Wise words : Fri Mar 22, 2013 11:58 pm  

Never take sleeping pills and laxatives before you go to bed

Re: Wise words : Sat Mar 23, 2013 12:42 am  

When gambling: always walk away after a win.

When something/one pisses you off: if it won't matter in a month's time, don't stress it.

When drinking in rounds: never get the first round.

Re: Wise words : Sat Mar 23, 2013 1:42 am  

Never buy fish and chips from a shop that sells anything other than fish and chips

Re: Wise words : Sat Mar 23, 2013 8:35 am  

Never spend more than you earn.

Re: Wise words : Sat Mar 23, 2013 8:36 am  

“Let your plans be dark and impenetrable as night, and when you move, fall like a thunderbolt.”
― Sun Tzu

My personal experience is to avoid office workers who have Sun Tzu quotes on their desk etc.

Usually it means they are a t055'r

(although i do quite like the above one)

Re: Wise words : Sat Mar 23, 2013 10:41 am  

Hull White Star wrote:

Never spend more than you earn.

You should have sent this bit of wisdom to Gordon Brown