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Re: Oh how I wish....... : Thu Mar 12, 2015 1:07 pm  
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However, if he's assaulted someone, without serious provocation, then he has to be sacked. No ifs, no buts he's got to go.

If someone assaulted me at work merely over a workplace disagreement then I'd expect them to be sacked.
If that has happened I can't see how the BBC can do anything but sack him, or they're leaving themselves open to a constructive dismissal claim from the producer.


Spot on. However, rather than another spoiled, privileged, middle-aged white man abusing his advantage he will be tainted as the victim in this.
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Re: Oh how I wish....... : Thu Mar 12, 2015 1:54 pm  
Can't ever see Clarkson adopting a 'victim' role! I enjoy Top Gear, and the humour. Though the "nursery rhyme" and the "slope on a bridge" were, like most of it, a script he was given to perform. Weirdly most people seem to think he comes up with this stuff, off the top of his head. The "slope" comment was just one more scripted "double entendre" he read out. What's weirder still is when he reads a script, then the Beeb have second thoughts and don't broadcast it, yet someone "leaks" it and dummies have a go at Clarkson, who was just doing his job.

I remember the brilliant "Mexican" script, it was bloody hilarious, and anyone who thinks it was to be taken seriously needs to get a life. Of course part of it was delivered by Richard Hammond, but then he's "nice" so nobody gets professionally outraged about that bit.
"Why would you want a Mexican car? Because cars reflect national characteristics don't they?

"Mexican cars are just going to be lazy, feckless, flatulent, overweight, leaning against a fence asleep looking at a cactus with a blanket with a hole in the middle on as a coat."

Anyone with a brain must surely realise that this is just a direct reference to a cartoon humour stereotype, and if you think it says or even is meant to suggest that yes, actually, all Mexicans are asleep staring at a cactus under a blanket etc., then you really need to give your head a wobble.

Clarkson chimed in. he said that here would be no complaints this time because
the Mexican ambassador would: "be sitting there with a remote control like this,". The presenter pretended to slump in a chair, snoring.


I laughed out loud at that one. Sheer genius. And no, I don't think the Mexican ambassador would be any more likely to be snoring than any other human, I don't even know who he is, and no doubt he is a hard worker etc etc., but seriously if he doesn't see the joke (he didn't") then he has a humour bypass.

The thing is, on a daily basis, the Twittersphere over, vast numbers of idiots, trolls and malicious arrseholes feel able and ready to post endless vile abuse all day long against just about anyone, yet the same people all get professionally outraged at clever not a bit malicious humour.

Whatever happened between Clarkson and the producer remains unclear but of course normal disciplinary procedures should apply to them same as anyone. However the public dropping of the remaining 3 Top gear episodes clearly shows that it is not about that incident, but a vendetta to find an excuse to drop Clarkson, by enemies of his and of the programme. As the screening of these episodes has absolutely no bearing on the incident.
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Re: Oh how I wish....... : Thu Mar 12, 2015 2:48 pm  
Clarkson was warned in August that ''No one is bigger than the BBC''. Well clearly he is and the BBC have kind of admitted it by pulling Top Gear on Sunday.
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Re: Oh how I wish....... : Thu Mar 12, 2015 3:35 pm  
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Clarkson was warned in August that ''No one is bigger than the BBC''. Well clearly he is and the BBC have kind of admitted it by pulling Top Gear on Sunday.


Hmmmm. I reckon you nicked that perl of wisdom off Noel Edmunds :wink:

http://www.theguardian.com/media/2015/mar/12/noel-edmonds-bbc-jeremy-clarkson-top-gear

"I find BBC’s position extraordinary in that on the one hand they say that Clarkson is not bigger than the BBC but on other hand they pull the show which rather suggests he is."
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Clarkson was warned in August that ''No one is bigger than the BBC''. Well clearly he is and the BBC have kind of admitted it by pulling Top Gear on Sunday.


Hmmmm. I reckon you nicked that perl of wisdom off Noel Edmunds :wink:

http://www.theguardian.com/media/2015/mar/12/noel-edmonds-bbc-jeremy-clarkson-top-gear

"I find BBC’s position extraordinary in that on the one hand they say that Clarkson is not bigger than the BBC but on other hand they pull the show which rather suggests he is."
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Re: Oh how I wish....... : Thu Mar 12, 2015 6:40 pm  
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I expect if Clarkson does have to walk over this, he'll probably just retire with his millions and tell the world to do one.


His ego would never allow him to retire
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Re: Oh how I wish....... : Thu Mar 12, 2015 7:38 pm  
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His ego would never allow him to retire


Will his ego allow him to go to ITV/Sky on a significantly lower deal than he's on now? Would his ego allow him to start a Top Gear type show on another channel and end up failing?

I think it's far easier for his ego to point to his huge pile of money, stick two fingers up to the world and declare himself the winner.
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Re: Oh how I wish....... : Thu Mar 12, 2015 8:06 pm  
He's on a win win whatever happens. If the BBC keep him on he'll carry on earning plenty, if they sack him he'll probably earn more elsewhere, if he retires I'm sure he's got enough wealth to keep him going until he pops his clogs. No wonder he's sat in beer gardens laughing his pants off.
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Re: Oh how I wish....... : Thu Mar 12, 2015 9:38 pm  
Clarkson was sounded out about running for London Mayor some time ago. It really is a frightening prospect if he does decide to enter politics.

Seems like one of his co-stars was less than enthused about the petition:

James May ‏@MrJamesMay Mar 11

Save Clarkson? Save empty cardboard boxes and off-cuts of string. They're far more useful.
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Re: Oh how I wish....... : Fri Mar 13, 2015 5:01 am  
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I struggle with his constantly needing to be a dick, seemingly just for the sake of being a dick.

Against my original instincts, I watched his documentary on the Arctic Convoys and was blown away by his professionalism. It was a subject that was obviously dear to his heart, he'd researched it well and did an excellent job in presenting it

The programme he did on Brunel was superb - he is a very good TV journalist pity he is such a bell-end
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Re: Oh how I wish....... : Sat Mar 14, 2015 1:30 pm  
the fact people are even bothered shows he is one of the best journalists around. If you don't like cars and want the world to be covered in rose petals then I can understand not liking him. As far as doing his job, HUGE tick in the box
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