Re: Brexit Anyone ? (part 3) : Sun Jan 06, 2019 11:59 am  

No boat people but 9 mackerel, 5 pollock and a couple of flounders registered this weekend thus far by the Border Patrol.

Re: Brexit Anyone ? (part 3) : Tue Jan 08, 2019 10:38 pm  

The Border Patrol apprehended the owl and the pussycat last evening.

Re: Brexit Anyone ? (part 3) : Tue Jan 08, 2019 11:02 pm  

WIZEB wrote:

The Border Patrol apprehended the owl and the pussycat last evening.

What happened to their pea-green boat?

Re: Brexit Anyone ? (part 3) : Tue Jan 08, 2019 11:09 pm  

Freddie Miller. wrote:

What happened to their pea-green boat?

The Royal Navy stuck a couple of torpedoes in it.
Better safe than sorry were national security is involved.

Re: Brexit Anyone ? (part 3) : Wed Jan 09, 2019 2:45 pm  

In breaking news the Home Secretary is about to convene an emergency press conference. The Border Patrol have informed him they apprehended a terrorist rubber duck last night, laden with a backpack full of deadly explosives. https://www.google.com/search?q=rubber+ ... zDGRXccOrM

In breaking news the Home Secretary is about to convene an emergency press conference. The Border Patrol have informed him they apprehended a terrorist rubber duck last night, laden with a backpack full of deadly explosives. https://www.google.com/search?q=rubber+ ... zDGRXccOrM

Re: Brexit Anyone ? (part 3) : Wed Jan 09, 2019 4:46 pm  

No longer welcome in France so over la Manche they float.

Re: Brexit Anyone ? (part 3) : Thu Jan 10, 2019 8:56 am  

Chester Wednesday wrote:

No longer welcome in France so over la Manche they float.

Yep, 'cos they will be welcome here ??


Overblown posturing by Javed, trying to get himself in poll position for the next Tory leader.
We have the navy patrolling the English Channel but, why havent we got the army patrolling the M6.
Travelling by road seems a fair bit safer than crossing the channel in a dinghy.

The whole fiasco(having the Navy patrolling the Channel) is a piublicity stunt.

Re: Brexit Anyone ? (part 3) : Thu Jan 10, 2019 9:28 am  

wrencat1873 wrote:

Yep, 'cos they will be welcome here ??


Overblown posturing by Javed, trying to get himself in poll position for the next Tory leader.
We have the navy patrolling the English Channel but, why havent we got the army patrolling the M6.
Travelling by road seems a fair bit safer than crossing the channel in a dinghy.

The whole fiasco(having the Navy patrolling the Channel) is a piublicity stunt.

It's all a game, innit?
Just like the Donald and his wall.
Followers of retardment seems to be the in vogue.
I is considering becoming one of those yellow-vests outside the Commons or a self appointed paedophile-hunter just so's I can just fit in like.

Re: Brexit Anyone ? (part 3) : Mon Jan 14, 2019 10:46 am  

Not long to the "big vote" and Mrs May looks set for a heavy defeat.
Having waited until the very last minute to try and engage with anyone other than her own cabinet, she will get what she deserves and be forced to resign (the men in suits are following her every move).
The real question is what happens next ?
Deal, no deal, round the block again with a second referendum or Corbyn gaining power through a General Election (an still trying to lead a split parliament through the Brexit process).

I know that we all knew what we were voting for but, none of us expected the utter fiasco that we currently have.

Re: Brexit Anyone ? (part 3) : Mon Jan 14, 2019 10:48 am  

Not long to the "big vote" and Mrs May looks set for a heavy defeat.
Having waited until the very last minute to try and engage with anyone other than her own cabinet, she will get what she deserves and be forced to resign (the men in suits are following her every move).
The real question is what happens next ?
Deal, no deal, round the block again with a second referendum or Corbyn gaining power through a General Election (an still trying to lead a split parliament through the Brexit process).

I know that we all knew what we were voting for but, none of us expected the utter fiasco that we currently have.


Maybe we should get Noel Edmunds out of retirement for one last episode of "Deal or No deal" and line up Boris, Farage, May, Corbyn and maybe Nick Clegg all with a little red box apiece.