Re: Pope to Resign at end of Feb. : Wed Feb 13, 2013 2:40 pm  

Dead Man Walking wrote:

He said that Islam is an evil religion a few years back if I remember correctly. He'll not be welcome in Saudi Arabia then.

Aye, the pot won't be welcome in Kettleland.

Re: Pope to Resign at end of Feb. : Wed Feb 13, 2013 3:17 pm  

Someone mentioned to me that Malachy or somebody prophesied what all the Popes would be and do and he said the next Pope will be the final one, and he will be the antichrist.

I reckon if this is right, membership of the church will rise exponentially, I mean, who wouldn't want to be in a real Satanic cult? Though now would probably not be a good time to be a goat, and virgins could get nervous.

Re: Pope to Resign at end of Feb. : Wed Feb 13, 2013 3:21 pm  

Ferocious Aardvark wrote:

Someone mentioned to me that Malachy or somebody prophesied what all the Popes would be and do and he said the next Pope will be the final one, and he will be the antichrist.

I reckon if this is right, membership of the church will rise exponentially, I mean, who wouldn't want to be in a real Satanic cult? Though now would probably not be a good time to be a goat, and virgins could get nervous.

Not sure about that but it sounds fun if it is the case. The next Pope will be called....Damien !!! I think that goats and virgins will be safe as the Church Of Satan has come a long way since then.

Re: Pope to Resign at end of Feb. : Wed Feb 13, 2013 3:30 pm  

Not Damien, the next Pope is (according to this Malachy) going to be Roman Peter. Curiously enough, one of the favourites for the job, and the guy who'll be acting pope till the election, has Peter for a forename, and comes from Romano.

Be afraid. Be very afraid.

Sounds like being the next Pope could be the devil's own job.

Re: Pope to Resign at end of Feb. : Wed Feb 13, 2013 4:14 pm  

Ferocious Aardvark wrote:

Someone mentioned to me that Malachy or somebody prophesied what all the Popes would be and do and he said the next Pope will be the final one, and he will be the antichrist.

I reckon if this is right, membership of the church will rise exponentially, I mean, who wouldn't want to be in a real Satanic cult? Though now would probably not be a good time to be a goat, and virgins could get nervous.

I think the prophesy says it is the last pope, not that the world will end. Does this mean the end of the Catholic Church and it's shenanigans?!

Re: Pope to Resign at end of Feb. : Sat Feb 16, 2013 5:34 pm  

Re: Pope to Resign at end of Feb. : Sat Feb 16, 2013 5:50 pm  

Big Graeme wrote:

Have we finally found Damo-Leeds a job?

Re: Pope to Resign at end of Feb. : Sun Feb 17, 2013 12:07 am  

Him wrote:

Have we finally found Damo-Leeds a job?

I think he wrote the ad, since our client are looking for the next pope.

Re: Pope to Resign at end of Feb. : Sun Feb 17, 2013 6:38 am  

They should give it to Peter Turkson. That would really shake things up.

Re: Pope to Resign at end of Feb. : Sun Feb 17, 2013 7:45 am  

Conroy wrote:

They should give it to Peter Turkson. That would really shake things up.

Why's that then?
He's very much a conservative like the two before him.
Is it his Islamaphobic tendencies that excite you, or is it cos he is a negro?