Ha ha so an accountant, I feel a few accountant jokes coming along.
Q: What is the definition of an accountant?
A: Someone who solves a problem you did not know you had in a way you don't understand.
Q: How do you save a drowning accountant?
A: Take your foot off their head.
Q: Did you hear about the constipated accountant? He couldn't budget so he had to work it out with a pencil and paper.
A fellow walks into a hospital and sees two doctors down on their hands and knees in one of the flower beds. He goes over and
says, "Can I help? Have you lost something? "
"No," says one of the doctors. "We're about to do a heart transplant on an accountant and we're looking for a suitable
stone."
Q: What is the difference between a tragedy and a catastrophe?
A: A tragedy is a shipful of accountants going down in a storm.... A catastrophe is when they can all swim!
Q: What do you call 500 accountants at the bottom of the ocean?
A: A good start.
A businessman tells his friend that his company is looking for a new accountant.
His friend asks, "Didn't your company hire a new accountant a few weeks ago?"
The businessman replies, "That's the accountant we're looking for."
Enough the poor lad.
