Boy, how other sports must look on in envy as our elite clubs castrate and dump on the clubs below them in order to desperately cling on to their places in the boys' club.
And let's not forget about the governing body who positively encourage them whilst rolling over and gaving its belly tickled.
I'm looking forward to us getting smashed by swintons 7 Warrington players and then watching their "real" team lose the week after to the bottom of the league.
Still at least the champions will be worthy winners of a vibrant competition.....