ging dong??? GING DONG???? Jesus H Arkwright. Are you sure you want to know Colin???
He's an hooker of the old school - Yorkshire league player of the year (when the Yorks league was THE league) in the long and distant past. A gnawing, devious, caniving, short, fat little crapper that will annoy the botty off you, bore you witless (and I don't really mean witless I mean sh...). Like all hookers circa 1985,he's as annoying as sand in your trunks, will drawn a punch from a nun and will do anything on the blind side of the ref he can. Taking a bone off a Rotweiler is easier than keeping him quiet and he's an answer for everything and like all No9's - he's never wrong.
Look in the Oxford English Dictionary under Rugby League Hooker and there will be a picture of Ging Dong in his 1985 kit.
Look up dopey short fat gobby spacehopper and there's a 2012 picture of him!!!!!
I'm driving him to Blackpool on Saturday. My licence is clean so I reckon it'll be worth 6 points and 2 fines for doing 95mph to Blackpool just so I don't have to listen to him for longer than I have to!
Top lad. I won't explain on here why think that - there would be little point!!