Re: Richard Lewis leaves the RFL : Tue Apr 10, 2012 5:58 pm
littlerich wrote:
The RFL are delighted to announce a garden party on the lawns of Red Hall for true RL fans. Richard's leaving party will begin on Saturday 28th April. There will be a rigorous selection process for guests using the minimum criteria set out below.
You must own a tuxedo, and not just hire one. You can't borrow someone else's either
You must fawn over Richard Lewis in a written declaration in no less than a thousand words
You must pledge alegience to "The Great One" that remains (Mr Wood)
You must own a house valued at no less than £250,000
You must have an expanding waistline
You must wear a cap made out of celery
You must show yourself to be financially viable (even though you may not actually be this)
You must NOT have Santa deliver your RSVP
You must own a tuxedo, and not just hire one. You can't borrow someone else's either
You must fawn over Richard Lewis in a written declaration in no less than a thousand words
You must pledge alegience to "The Great One" that remains (Mr Wood)
You must own a house valued at no less than £250,000
You must have an expanding waistline
You must wear a cap made out of celery
You must show yourself to be financially viable (even though you may not actually be this)
You must NOT have Santa deliver your RSVP
You must not ask where Richard got his conservatory.