I have mentioned this before on another thread.
Which Halifax player entered the Brown Cow in Highroad Well with a massive scratch down the side of his nose.
When one of our party said "hey *** your supposed to pick your nose from the inside" this player threw him out of the door, whilst the door was closed.
Who was he?
One point for the player, 10 for the name of the mate who ended up on the pavement.
Clue?
Went to Widnes and owned a few nightclubs.
Not my mate the player.
And it's true.