My mate Flav an Irish lad at work is a natural.
The other week we were having this really high level health & safety site visit / inspection on site.
For Flav things weren't going too bad and we got right to the end and they said.
Right then folks it's not too bad just a couple of points.
Weve noticed your first aid box could do with topping up, a few more plasters and bandages.
Also this tube of antisceptic cream has got 2003 stamped on it why is that still there.
Flav glances round and everybody is looking at him and an uncomfortable silence building after a bit of thought he says.
"Well it's for an old injury."
Even the poker faced H&S guys cracked up.