Qantas Airways - 2 Ticktets required : Sun May 08, 2011 8:30 pm
Please supply tickets for the following, will supply financial support towards airfare1) Overated Australian Halfback with surname of Black. Thinks he's the Bees Knees but only turns up twice a year. Top notch back slapper.
2) Big fat Australian who didn't make it at Aussie Rules and who is taking Fax public for mugs.
p.s. payment not forethcoming if either individual 'WAKE UP YOU DOZY SODS' Worst Aussies we have had in years.