Thought he played for Yorkshire mid-week? I seem to remember the bench being particularly strong that day, with players who'd played in the War of the Roses clash filling all 4 spots.

What's up with Gilmour's face? Apart form the usual? I know he was out with a 'facial injury' but that sounds a tad vague. I mean if someone's hamstring went, you don't see it listed under 'leg injury'. I'm interested to know what part of his face is gashed. You wouldn't see me throwing a sickie just because of a facial.

i'd give your lass a facial.(injury of course)

No doubt some of your mess would end up over her t*ts, it does when I do it anyway.

Any chance you could post a pic of her again, I've got a spare 3 minutes and need summat to do!

Can't be d old boy!!

There's a few other sites where you can see us both............don't think you can make out her face though.

Ah well.

not interested in looking at her face TBH

Not even with my pole stuck in it?

WTF has happened to this thread, I only turned my back for 2 minutes.

Can we have a rename to something more appropriate? I suggest "Southstander Readers' Wives" would be a good option.

I wouldn't do that if BB is on about his pole and mess