: Tue Mar 17, 2009 7:44 pm  

Quagmire wrote:

That is quite clearly my saying.

No Body Can Compare To The Legend That Is Glenn Quagmire...

: Tue Mar 17, 2009 7:50 pm  

The Joker® wrote:

No Body Can Compare To The Legend That Is Glenn Quagmire...

That better?

: Tue Mar 17, 2009 7:51 pm  

Auctioneer: Welcome, we open today's bidding with this pair of panties confiscated from a prostitute
Quagmire: 50 bucks!
Auctioneer: She had nine STD's...
Quagmire: 45 bucks
Auctioneer: And when we caught her she wet herself
Quagmire 50 bucks

[Frosties.]

: Tue Mar 17, 2009 7:56 pm  

gulfcoast_highwayman wrote:

Auctioneer: Welcome, we open today's bidding with this pair of panties confiscated from a prostitute
Quagmire: 50 bucks!
Auctioneer: She had nine STD's...
Quagmire: 45 bucks
Auctioneer: And when we caught her she wet herself
Quagmire 50 bucks

: Tue Mar 17, 2009 7:56 pm  

Glenn Quagmire wrote:

That better?

All You Need Now Is A Picture...

: Tue Mar 17, 2009 7:57 pm  

gulfcoast_highwayman wrote:

Auctioneer: Welcome, we open today's bidding with this pair of panties confiscated from a prostitute
Quagmire: 50 bucks!
Auctioneer: She had nine STD's...
Quagmire: 45 bucks
Auctioneer: And when we caught her she wet herself
Quagmire 50 bucks

You've Got To Love The Guy!...

: Tue Mar 17, 2009 7:58 pm  

The Joker® wrote:

:lol: All You Need Now Is A Picture...

Is someone gunna get me one because I can never do them because they are too big?

Go on Joker you know you want to sort one for me!

: Tue Mar 17, 2009 8:02 pm  

He's Quagmire, Quagmire
You never really know what he's gonna do next
He's Quagmire, Quagmire
Giggity giggity giggity giggity, let's have sex!

: Tue Mar 17, 2009 8:03 pm  

I've never done it with a mexican before. Oh-Lay!!!

: Tue Mar 17, 2009 8:08 pm  

Glenn Quagmire wrote:

I've never done it with a mexican before. Oh-Lay!!!

Great Picture By The Way!...

Lois Griffin: Glenn, thank you so much for helping me tear up my carpet.
Glenn Quagmire: Well you know, Lois, I... I gotta confess, uh, when you called me, I sort of misunderstood what you were asking for. That's why I rushed over, but uh... it's fine, it's fine, whatever. I'm happy to help

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Glenn Quagmire: Oh, good morning, honey. That feels really good. That-w-what-hey, hey, hey! What the hell?! You're not the same giraffe from last night! Get out of here!