*Sleep with at least one right minger *Be hammered getting off the coach. *Stay Hammered all weekend. *Drink all of the 72 cans of beer I will attempt to carry on my back. *Eat several £5 campsite burgers *Prank Floydy even though he isn't there. *Wind up Adam even though he isn't there. *Insult Loz even though he's not there. *Crack one over Johnny's missus even though shes not there. *Insult several Nigerian volunteer workers. *Dance like Loz several times. *Invent something to pass my random boredom, catapults are good. *Go skinny dipping in the long drop toilets *Have several poos and wees in inappropriate places. *Go tent jumping *Insult several people with my celebrity lookalike game.