: Sun Sep 27, 2009 5:23 pm  

Today I had the Victoria Woods two soups (Youtube it) treatment at this pub in Bradford. For starters I had Yorkshire puddings with not very much gravy. You’d walk into this kitchen and you’d see the chef dishing the gravy through a funnel between 11 of us. Put one piece of a ASDA (the thinnest of thinnest) loo roll in my starter and it would of sucked up all my gravy it was that sparse.



After finishing my starter I went over to the cavalry section of the pub only to be turned away because my table number hasn’t been shouted out yet. From then on the pub for me has soviet union written all over it. When our table number was shouted out I was first and was given just two slices of turkey. I’ve never come across rations in my life before in my life so I thought I’d leave it.

When our mains were finished my auntie asked me what I was getting and I replied tired. When the waitress shouted desert I though she meant literally as I stormed out of the pub.

Thankfully I’m safe in Leeds now.

: Sun Sep 27, 2009 5:45 pm  

Damo-Leeds wrote:

:lol:

Hifi was heaving so much even I was getting grinded by talent.

Unfortunately my mate doesn’t know the difference between Vodka Red and Revolution meaning he insisted I stayed in Revolution for a bit.

I Hope You Took Advantage Mate?...
Was Back On Form Last Night In The Walkabout, I Thought It Was Only Fair I Let A Young Fresher From Norwich Ask For My Number & If I Was On Facebook...

: Sun Sep 27, 2009 5:47 pm  

The Joker® wrote:

I Hope You Took Advantage Mate?...
Was Back On Form Last Night In The Walkabout, I Thought It Was Only Fair I Let A Young Fresher From Norwich Ask For My Number & If I Was On Facebook...

She didn’t have a phone on her but she left me with a kiss on the lips.

I think in future I’ll just take business like cards out.

If you’ve ever been on a night out with a lass with her phone there a nightmare anyways. Spend most of the time on their phone rather than on the night.

: Sun Sep 27, 2009 6:32 pm  

Damo-Leeds wrote:

After finishing my starter I went over to the cavalry section of the pub only to be turned away because my table number hasn’t been shouted out yet. From then on the pub for me has soviet union written all over it. When our table number was shouted out I was first and was given just two slices of turkey. I’ve never come across rations in my life before in my life so I thought I’d leave it.

When our mains were finished my auntie asked me what I was getting and I replied tired. When the waitress shouted desert I though she meant literally as I stormed out of the pub.

Thankfully I’m safe in Leeds now.

You should name names, it sounds awful

The last carvery meal I had was superb - Weetwood Hall - better still that Puig-Aubert paid for it.

The previous cavery I had was several years ago at The Eleventh Earl, it was awful, we ate at 5pm and basically got the leftovers from lunchtime, the Yorkshire Puds were made of cardboard, the meat dried out and the vegetables just knackered, it was really, really bad - that was five years ago and I've never been back since.

: Sun Sep 27, 2009 7:33 pm  

Damo-Leeds wrote:

She didn’t have a phone on her but she left me with a kiss on the lips.

I think in future I’ll just take business like cards out.

If you’ve ever been on a night out with a lass with her phone there a nightmare anyways. Spend most of the time on their phone rather than on the night.

It's All About Facebook Now Mate, Get Either Number Or Facebook...
Good Idea That I Might Follow Suit!...
Depends On How Well You Entertain Them...

: Sun Sep 27, 2009 7:41 pm  

I wouldnt trust Facebook if I were you 2 http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x8ampc ... htmare_fun

I wouldnt trust Facebook if I were you 2 http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x8ampc ... htmare_fun

: Sun Sep 27, 2009 7:48 pm  

LFCRhino wrote: I wouldnt trust Facebook if I were you 2 http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x8ampc ... htmare_fun Legendary!, Comic Genius...

LFCRhino wrote: I wouldnt trust Facebook if I were you 2 http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x8ampc ... htmare_fun Legendary!, Comic Genius...

: Sun Sep 27, 2009 7:48 pm  

The Joker® wrote:

:lol: Legendary!, Comic Genius...

How much of a wanchor must he have felt

: Sun Sep 27, 2009 7:53 pm  

LFCRhino wrote:

How much of a wanchor must he have felt

He committed suicide 8 days after he returned to Sheffield – how funny is it now?


















































Sych!!!!!

: Sun Sep 27, 2009 7:53 pm  

McLaren_Field wrote:

You should name names, it sounds awful

One of the best pieces of advice I’ve ever received was never call a business bad unless you know what the owners are like. My travel and tourism tutor once did the said thing in front of a welcome meeting and had gangsters looking for him after been grassed on.

But it was near Thornton and someone was killed they around ten years ago. I’ll try find the name I think it was called Reginald's. Was in the middle of nowhere

The last carvery meal I had was superb - Weetwood Hall - better still that Puig-Aubert paid for it.

You sound like my former work mate who complained at every meal he ever paid for in the ASDA canteen until its free. After all it does taste better if its free

The previous cavalry I had was several years ago at The Eleventh Earl, it was awful, we ate at 5pm and basically got the leftovers from lunchtime, the Yorkshire Puds were made of cardboard, the meat dried out and the vegetables just knackered, it was really, really bad - that was five years ago and I've never been back since

I didn’t mind it here actually but I will admit that my Gran does much better Sunday dinners than all the cavalry’s I’ve been to put together!

The Joker® wrote:

It's All About Facebook Now Mate, Get Either Number Or Facebook...
Good Idea That I Might Follow Suit!...
Depends On How Well You Entertain Them...

Look at my Youtube channel and that’s how I entertain people on a night out