[Wheels]

: Thu Aug 06, 2009 12:56 pm  

Ryan Jarman wrote:

Well I tried to pull her, and she ignored me and carried on talking to Loz, and that just doesn't happen.

Ouch.

: Thu Aug 06, 2009 1:00 pm  

Wheels wrote:

Ouch.

It hurt even more when Loz bottled it dispite her playing with her hair, fluttering her eyes and most unbelievably,laughing at him, I mean he's just not that funny!

Re: (very OT) Here it is! : Thu Aug 06, 2009 1:01 pm  

I got bored on page 3, but this made me laugh a lot, for some reason.

Wheels wrote:

I had a dream last night that I stapled your fingers to your face.

[Matt_Horton]

Re: (very OT) Here it is! : Thu Aug 06, 2009 1:02 pm  

El Diablo wrote:

Meet him in a service station and say that to his face.

We actually arranged a place as well. Wonder if he actually turned up

[Wheels]

Re: (very OT) Here it is! : Thu Aug 06, 2009 1:09 pm  

Oldham Rhino wrote:

We actually arranged a place as well. Wonder if he actually turned up

I bet he did you know.

Re: (very OT) Here it is! : Thu Aug 06, 2009 1:11 pm  

Wheels wrote:

I bet he did you know.

Reminds me of the time I set up a fake msn account and chatted my mate up as a girl called Lindsey for a month and asked the lad to meet her at Wetherspoons at 2pm for a few drinks.

He arrived and sat there for an hour before I broke the news

: Thu Aug 06, 2009 1:28 pm  

Ski wrote:

You got turned down for a ginner?

Jord, pack in life lad. It's over!

TBF it hasn't been a great last 6 months for the fat Cumbrian has it

Is there still a price on his head in your parts

: Thu Aug 06, 2009 1:32 pm  

Hollywood Harrigan wrote:

TBF it hasn't been a great last 6 months for the fat Cumbrian has it

Is there still a price on his head in your parts

completely funking mis read that

Re: (very OT) Here it is! : Thu Aug 06, 2009 1:35 pm  

Ryan Jarman wrote:

Reminds me of the time I set up a fake msn account and chatted my mate up as a girl called Lindsey for a month and asked the lad to meet her at Wetherspoons at 2pm for a few drinks.

He arrived and sat there for an hour before I broke the news

I suspected a mate was trying it on with a lass I was with when I was about 16. The dumb broad left herself signed in on MSN on my computer, so I toyed along with him, saying I was bored of being with me, and that I should come round to his since his house was empty if he got my drift.

He got a shock when he opened the door and I was stood there.

: Thu Aug 06, 2009 1:36 pm  

Wheels wrote:

Ashley Klein, duhh brain.

OI!