Re: Massive Announcement : Sun Jun 05, 2016 1:15 pm  

Someone should set up a poll thread entitled... Who shagged Hardaker's bird?

It was ********* and I know this because I'm in the know.
I could tell you who it was but I'm sworn to secrecy.
I know who it was but can't tell you because it's shocking.
I would tell you who it is but I've actually no idea who it was.
I've no idea who it was but I'm shocked.
I can tell you who it wasn't. It wasn't the awesome coach. Regards, Cornetto.

Etc..

Re: Massive Announcement : Sun Jun 05, 2016 1:43 pm  

William Eve wrote:

Someone should set up a poll thread entitled... Who shagged Hardaker's bird?

It was ********* and I know this because I'm in the know.
I could tell you who it was but I'm sworn to secrecy.
I know who it was but can't tell you because it's shocking.
I would tell you who it is but I've actually no idea who it was.
I've no idea who it was but I'm shocked.
I can tell you who it wasn't. It wasn't the awesome coach. Regards, Cornetto.

Etc..

Re: Massive Announcement : Sun Jun 05, 2016 2:15 pm  

I never liked that Zac Hardacre anyway and it means we can now go sign anybody we want and they will be desperate to come cos we're a top side and we won't get relegated ...even though we already are....

and McDermott deserves tons of chances to see how far he can allow the rot to continue until it becomes terminal cos he did good in the past....he is very astute: it only took him 10 matches to realise Vickery and Cross were shiite.

He is still the right man for the job cos even though we ship loads of points and never look like winning the players still think he's ace for not quitting and that's alright then. GH won't let us down and we should keep the faith and stop being ungrateful cos other supporters are damn right in saying so.

No doubt the real 'massive announcement' is still to come and will comprise of Baldwinson being an unreasonable stubborn bugger with a paucity of ideas, but who can still do no wrong and has thus been offered a job for life.

Re: Massive Announcement : Sun Jun 05, 2016 3:19 pm  

He's being caught in a stolen car in Fev, I know that much is true!

Re: Massive Announcement : Sun Jun 05, 2016 3:43 pm  

nantwichexile wrote:

I never liked that Zac Hardacre anyway and it means we can now go sign anybody we want and they will be desperate to come cos we're a top side and we won't get relegated ...even though we already are....

and McDermott deserves tons of chances to see how far he can allow the rot to continue until it becomes terminal cos he did good in the past....he is very astute: it only took him 10 matches to realise Vickery and Cross were shiite.

He is still the right man for the job cos even though we ship loads of points and never look like winning the players still think he's ace for not quitting and that's alright then. GH won't let us down and we should keep the faith and stop being ungrateful cos other supporters are damn right in saying so.

No doubt the real 'massive announcement' is still to come and will comprise of Baldwinson being an unreasonable stubborn bugger with a paucity of ideas, but who can still do no wrong and has thus been offered a job for life.

How are you already relegated, you numpty?

Re: Massive Announcement : Sun Jun 05, 2016 4:06 pm  

Swoggy Loiner wrote:

He's being caught in a stolen car in Fev, I know that much is true!

I heard he got decked by a bouncer last month.

Didn't hear it first hand though.

More like fourth or fifth hand.

Re: Massive Announcement : Sun Jun 05, 2016 4:16 pm  

Swoggy Loiner wrote:

He's being caught in a stolen car in Fev, I know that much is true!

That's hardly a stretch of the imagination.

Re: Massive Announcement : Sun Jun 05, 2016 6:22 pm  

William Eve wrote:

Someone should set up a poll thread entitled... Who shagged Hardaker's bird?

It was ********* and I know this because I'm in the know.
I could tell you who it was but I'm sworn to secrecy.
I know who it was but can't tell you because it's shocking.
I would tell you who it is but I've actually no idea who it was.
I've no idea who it was but I'm shocked.
I can tell you who it wasn't. It wasn't the awesome coach. Regards, Cornetto.

Etc..

But you can call me Juan

Re: Massive Announcement : Sun Jun 05, 2016 6:36 pm  

I very much doubt that's the main reason as to why he's leaving, but it's certainly true. He got tugged in a mates car, and it turned out to be nicked. The club certainly weren't happy about it.

Re: Massive Announcement : Sun Jun 05, 2016 6:53 pm  

Swoggy Loiner wrote:

He got tugged in a mates car.

Some dirty birds round that area!