Oh no, they're in full working order now. My central heating is working again and i'm hotter than ever!

Give him time. The laws of probability suggest that he is likely to end up creating one.

TBH I am not quite sure. There are a number of reasons why my school closed today.
The car park and paths yesterday were extremely dangerous....the slush had frozen and was pure ice. A number of parents and children fell, and this was after it had been gritted.
The majority of our staff live quite a long way away from school.
The roads were extremely bad, and our school is up a small road that only leads to flats. This road is also a hill and very slippy. I can guarantee that the majority of children would have stayed at home today anyway. Our children don't come in if it rains, never mind snows!

You try getting all that snow to guantanamo bay

Yes Benny. I had noted and dismissed that.

Rather than ignoring your lame comment as everyone else has done I charitably chose to offer you the opportunity to discuss a wider issue.

Sadly you appear not to be on my intellectual level. But then I'm not too sure you're on anybody's intellectual level...*








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I guess the school is in trouble were there an accident with kids on their way in or if insufficient staff were able to get in to adequately supervise them?

Tut tut, don't you know the new rulings on petty bitching?



And you are right I am not on your intellectual level. I don't stoop that low.

I would guess that the main problem is lack of staff to supervise the kids that do come in.

I admire the pluckyness of your retort Benny. Everyone loves a tryer (no matter how trying).

Trouble is that like one of your election campaigns it just doesn't really work.

Brilliant, such an innovative come back, did you think of it yourself or did you get help?

My brilliance is always of my own making.

Incidentally, you going on the curry night Benny?