Stevo calling Mark Riddell "a big unit" every 2 minutes

Steve Mc. How much does that guy sweat?

'Technical' coaches who'd rather coach from a book, over what they see on the pitch. I'm thinking Cullen et al. Tell tale signs, the overuse of words like 'systems', 'structures' and 'defensive patterns'.

That nice slice of crumpet who 'dad runs' round Headingley before kick-off. Slim, heals, wears suit, dark hair, tight bod, mmmmm. I think she's a co-ordinator of pre-match stuff. Oh, how I'd like to co-ordinate her (guffaw).

She used to post on here lad, isn't it Kat (Katzrhino)?

If Katz Rhino is on the pitch pre-match in the attire so forum-ly described by bloodbath I'll get out of the bar and into my seat a little earlier in future.

Put Katz IN PVC (not UPVC). As Mr Weller said, "that's[size=59 pre-match [/sizeentertainment"

My wife always smiles when a players shorts come down during the game. When my jeans are slipping down she doesnt view it the same....



I always smile when the ref gets in the way and gets ceremoniously dumped on his ar5e!

I'm PM'ing anyone that sounds likely!! Cheers old boy.



I think we'd really hit it off. I'm bored of my blonde at home, I'm after that little minx, anyone know where she lives????

It's tidy G!!! She totters around alot as well, what I'd give to rip those pin-stripes off.

Doesn't Law and Order UK do it for you?

the sl rep players

Married my secretary i did.

She doesn't have the legs now she did then. I think I'll interview for a new wife.

There's no wanting about it

Hull and Hull KR arguing auction-like that their away following is better than the others. Hull KRs claim of 4500 at Bradford has been outbid by Hulls 5000 claim at the same stadium. What chances there won't be room for any home supporters by the time they get to Headingley?

Really, who told you that?