: Wed Dec 31, 2008 4:52 pm
Anjunabeats wrote:
Whats the subject matter for the lists damo?!
Wigan
Here’s a preview -
Reasons why Wigan will beat Leeds next year
1. Brian Noble will never let it rest if Wigan lose against Leeds
2. Brian Noble hate’s Leeds so much he brings lazy Aussie’s over who only have to play a couple of games a year against Leeds
3. Brian Noble always get’s the best out of Stuart Fieldan when playing against Leeds
4. Brian Noble bribes the players with a week long mickey up if Wigan beat Leeds
5. Brian Noble threatens the Wigan players that he will mouth the players darkest secrets to the press if they lose to Leeds
7. Brian Noble’s nose will sniff the warriors to a win
8. Brian Noble promises an easy preseason if Wigan beat Leeds at least once
9. Brian Noble quit his part time duties as GB coach so he could spend his spare time on planning to win Leeds
10. Brian Noble hate’s Leeds with a passion meaning he really hate’s losing against Leeds with even a bigger of a passion
11. Brian Noble lies to his players that if they win Leeds it will lead to international call ups for all the players for they respective countries
12. Brian Noble recruits spies to watch over Leeds all season long
13. Brian Noble has ruined the traditional Saints / Wigan derby competitiveness by concentrating too much on a win in his own personally derby against Leeds
14. Brian Noble is guided by mediums to win over Leeds
15. Brian Noble only became the Wigan coach so he could avoid been associated with a side that get’s beat 4 times in one season by Leeds
16. Brian Noble get’s the ref’s on side for games against Leeds to ensure a Wigan win
17. Brian Noble promises the Wigan born products in the first time can have a week scoffing on pies if their win Leeds
18. Brian Noble winning Leeds is more important to him than winning the Grand Final
19. Brian Noble wares the Wigan players out so much when playing against Leeds it affects the rest of their title campaign
20. Brian Noble only expects effort from players when playing against Leeds anyways
21. Brian Noble even lets players fake injuries as a reward for beating Leeds
22. Brian Noble lets a certain Wigan player who has an hatred of Public transport unleash his true colours on innocent Bus men if he helps Wigan win Leeds
23. Brian Noble’s wrath when Wigan lost to Leeds 52 - 16 is so freaky it is unrepeatable on this list!
24. Brian Noble only gave Cameron Phelps a contract because he had a wonder of game against Leeds last season!
25. Brian Noble want’s to win Leeds in the challenge cup again - what Brian Noble wants he gets ala Stuart Fieldan to Wigan!
26. Brian Noble will break player transfer records in order to beat Leeds
27. Brian Noble has one thing on his Christmas list - a win against Leeds next season
28. Brian Noble will let his players engage in shower room activity if Wigan win Leeds!
29. Brian Noble holds a vendetta against Leeds meaning anything but a win will do for him against Leeds
30. Brian Noble can get in touch with kidnappers if Wigan dare lose against Leeds next season
31. Brian Noble will unleash the best pressured talent in the country against Leeds - Sam Tonkins!
32. Brian Noble will have sleepless nights if he loses against Leeds meaning he does all he can to make sure Wigan win this one
33. Brian Noble got rid of Barrett because he was simply not up for the skill factor that Leeds possessed
34. Brian Noble brings determination to the Wigan players game plan against Leeds
35. Brian Noble will sell Wigan players any old pap in order to win Leeds
36. Brian Noble will take the lads to Wigan Pier straight after the game for winning Leeds
37. Brian Noble will make the lads take photographs of Wigan’s past success to put on the walls around they family homes in order to shame them for tarnishing the clubs legacy (well his) by losing against Leeds
38. Brian Noble lets Hock play his game against Leeds meaning Leeds will lose
39. Brian Noble bough Richie Mathers into the Wigan set up because he knows that deep down Richie hated it at Leeds just like Noble does.
40. Brian Noble promises fathers that they son’s will have a god given right to play in the first team of the future by winning against Leeds next year
41. Brian Noble is the only coach in the world who knows how to win against Leeds
42. Brian Noble will bring in Gary Schoefield as a comic if Wigan win against Leeds!
43. Brian Noble promises morning lie ins for the rest of the season after winning Leeds
