Neil Holding : Fri Mar 13, 2009 11:43 pm  

Wasn't stood in my usual position tonight and couldn't hear Neil Holdings joke at half time , so can anyone put it on here please. Seemed to get a good laugh from those who could hear it.

Re: Neil Holding : Fri Mar 13, 2009 11:46 pm  

Smart Rs wrote:

Wasn't stood in my usual position tonight and couldn't hear Neil Holdings joke at half time , so can anyone put it on here please. Seemed to get a good laugh from those who could hear it.

Paddy is sitting trying to catch fish through the ice, when he hears a loud booming voice....

"THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE".

Paddy replies....

"IS THAT YOU GOD?".

The voice replies....

"NO YOU THICK IRISH SO AND SO, IT'S THE ICE RINK MANAGER".

Re: Neil Holding : Sat Mar 14, 2009 7:12 am  

Smart Rs wrote:

Wasn't stood in my usual position tonight and couldn't hear Neil Holdings joke at half time , so can anyone put it on here please. Seemed to get a good laugh from those who could hear it.

I have got to agree, the sound quality under the scaff is poor. Not that I go to listen to jokes at half time. Just seems like the sound is all Bass and no Treble, hence all you hear is a muffling sound.

: Sat Mar 14, 2009 7:13 am  

On a side note, how bad was Scully's high kicks?
It just shows how good Tommy God is at high kicks.

Re: Neil Holding : Sat Mar 14, 2009 10:01 am  

Smart Rs wrote:

Wasn't stood in my usual position tonight and couldn't hear Neil Holdings joke at half time , so can anyone put it on here please. Seemed to get a good laugh from those who could hear it.

He is better when you cant ear him from his jokes when were in town

Re: Neil Holding : Sat Mar 14, 2009 10:18 am  

saintyick wrote:

Paddy is sitting trying to catch fish through the ice, when he hears a loud booming voice....

"THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE".

Paddy replies....

"IS THAT YOU GOD?".

The voice replies....

"NO YOU THICK IRISH SO AND SO, IT'S THE ICE RINK MANAGER".

I think you can substitute the Irish bit for Wiganer .. then you got holdings joke lol.. I remember him winding up the wigan crowd a few years back on derby day , awesome

: Sat Mar 14, 2009 10:37 am  

Half time was the most fun of the entire evening. Thanks Mr H for making the night a little brighter, and thanks to Scully and his gash kicking for also making the night a little brighter, and thanks go to the shyyte catchers for making the evening a little brighter. NO Thanks go to saints for boring me to death though.
Holding is a dude.

Re: Neil Holding : Sat Mar 14, 2009 10:42 am  

No1 Saint wrote:

I think you can substitute the Irish bit for Wiganer .. then you got holdings joke lol.. I remember him winding up the wigan crowd a few years back on derby day , awesome

Aye, I remember that too, somthing about a walrus and he and/or the club had to make an appology.

Re: Neil Holding : Sat Mar 14, 2009 9:02 pm  

No1 Saint wrote:

I think you can substitute the Irish bit for Wiganer .. then you got holdings joke lol.. I remember him winding up the wigan crowd a few years back on derby day , awesome

I remember that, Neil's always a laugh when we play Wigan.

Re: Neil Holding : Sun Mar 15, 2009 12:23 pm  

those were the days wrote:

He is better when you cant ear him from his jokes when were in town

What?