: Thu Jun 25, 2009 11:10 pm  

Duke Eddington wrote:

Uri Geller, didn't see that one coming!

Jordy Chandler did...............allegedley but not proven!!

: Thu Jun 25, 2009 11:34 pm  

wireontour wrote:

Watch the tv now its a bit of a thriller

how many forums have you repeated that same joke on ??

: Thu Jun 25, 2009 11:51 pm  

Best thing that could have happened to his career.

: Fri Jun 26, 2009 2:08 am  

Funeral dress code? Doesn't matter if it's black or White!

: Fri Jun 26, 2009 8:30 am  

Dont blame his death on the moonlight, dont blame it on the sunshine, just blame it on the boogie.

: Fri Jun 26, 2009 8:48 am  

I know he's not been dead very long ..... but I believe Bubbles has "gone Ape" and Uri Geller has gone on a Bender !

: Fri Jun 26, 2009 9:01 am  

Authorities say that Jacksons body will be melted down and turned into Plastic childrens Toys - so that the kids can play with him for a change ....


Michael Jackson did manage to whisper a brief message to paramedics on his way to hospital............. "Put me on the children's ward".

: Fri Jun 26, 2009 10:12 am  

ST STEPHEN wrote:

cant be true, no ones sent me any text jokes about him yet!

I had about 5 this morning before 9 am .. awesome considering it was my day off

: Fri Jun 26, 2009 10:31 am  

No1 Saint wrote:

I had about 5 this morning before 9 am .. awesome considering it was my day off

only 5 - you need to get more friends

my phone was pinging from about 11pm last night - had to turn it off to get some kip

: Fri Jun 26, 2009 11:08 am  

gary glitter has put in a world record bid for his laptop!!