: Fri Jun 26, 2009 12:54 pm  

He was going to be creamated,but because of all the plastic surgery he will now be recycled..

: Fri Jun 26, 2009 2:06 pm  

When farrah fawsett arrived at heaven and god granted her 1 wish.she wished for all the children to be safe.so god killed michael jackson

: Fri Jun 26, 2009 3:02 pm  

Reynolds wrote:

When farrah fawsett arrived at heaven and god granted her 1 wish.she wished for all the children to be safe.so god killed michael jackson

out of order

: Fri Jun 26, 2009 3:19 pm  

nikos wrote:

out of order

Yeah, god doesn't exist

: Fri Jun 26, 2009 3:20 pm  

Mugwump wrote:

Best thing that could have happened to his career.

If it had happened either 12-13 years ago or after his scheduled tour then yes.

: Fri Jun 26, 2009 3:51 pm  

Police say Michael Jacksons death could be suspicious, they are currently looking for a smooth criminal, he could be black or white but he is definantly bad and dangerous. The got fingerprints off the wall and reports of a man in the mirror so he has got to be there. They would like Ben and Billie Jean to come forward just in case they wanna be starting something.

Police have also said in their pursuit of this they don't stop till they get enough as they also found blood on the dance floor. It's going to be a tough case but police say they'll beat it.

: Fri Jun 26, 2009 4:04 pm  

That is superb

: Fri Jun 26, 2009 4:05 pm  

Steven Soderbergh wrote:

Police say Michael Jacksons death could be suspicious, they are currently looking for a smooth criminal, he could be black or white but he is definantly bad and dangerous. The got fingerprints off the wall and reports of a man in the mirror so he has got to be there. They would like Ben and Billie Jean to come forward just in case they wanna be starting something.

Police have also said in their pursuit of this they don't stop till they get enough as they also found blood on the dance floor. It's going to be a tough case but police say they'll beat it.

Awesome Stu!

: Fri Jun 26, 2009 4:10 pm  

Steven Soderbergh wrote:

Police say Michael Jacksons death could be suspicious, they are currently looking for a smooth criminal, he could be black or white but he is definantly bad and dangerous. The got fingerprints off the wall and reports of a man in the mirror so he has got to be there. They would like Ben and Billie Jean to come forward just in case they wanna be starting something.

Police have also said in their pursuit of this they don't stop till they get enough as they also found blood on the dance floor. It's going to be a tough case but police say they'll beat it.

Awesome, sheer awesome

: Fri Jun 26, 2009 4:19 pm  

Jackson asked for his remains to be melted down and made into carrier bags. That way he can still be white, plastic and a danger to kids!