Does anyone remember an episode of Rogue Traders where they had a roofer on the from St Helens called Bob ? His work was appalling and thats being kind, when he was confronted about his shoddy roofing it was f-ing this and f-ing that, when Matt Allwright confronted him and called him a rogue Bob wern't impressed, he showed him his fist and said your gonna get this if you call me a f-king rogue trader again.
If the guy that did your roof turned up in a clapped out Astra with the exhaust blowing then your better starting again from scratch.