OT - Local Landmarks : Fri May 17, 2024 12:29 pm  

What's the difference between Bradford interchange and a lobster with breast implants?

One's a crusty bus station the other's a busty crustacean.

Re: OT - Local Landmarks : Fri May 17, 2024 3:45 pm  

Think we should change this to a joke topic,…… I’ll have a go…

I went to the zoo recently but they only had one animal.
It was a dog!
It was a shih tzu..

Re: OT - Local Landmarks : Sat May 18, 2024 3:01 pm  

Rafa9 wrote:

Think we should change this to a joke topic,…… I’ll have a go…

I went to the zoo recently but they only had one animal.
It was a dog!
It was a shih tzu..

My mate used to take 2 bags to school. He’s a bi satchel!

[Pumpetypump]

Re: OT - Local Landmarks : Sun May 19, 2024 6:35 pm  

What about the rabbit that had grilled cheese sandwiches his entire life. One day he decided to have ham and cheese instead and promptly dropped down dead.

Another victim of mixing-his-toasties

[Bullseye]

Re: OT - Local Landmarks : Sun May 19, 2024 9:03 pm  

Just been to a circus. A clown held the door open for me. What a nice jester.