"I'm 49, I've had a brain haemorrhage and a triple bypass and I could still go out and play a reasonable game of rugby union. But I wouldn't last 30 seconds in rugby league." - Graham Lowe (1995)
Expect Michael Worrincy to have a NRL contract placed in front of him before 10pm then.
Give him a chance at least. The lad's ready to go, he might be a bit over enthusiastic in his tackling technique, but he has the desire, so let's hope he can channel it effectively tonight.