: Sat Jul 18, 2009 10:37 pm  

Adeybull wrote:

If Paul whateverhisnumbersare ever wins the lottery and fulfils his promise to buy the club* he MUST appoint MBBB as creative and marketing director. No Brainer!!

*and after he has appointed, amongst others, RER as football director, 'Varky as legal director, Bullseye as communications and PR director and me as FD on mega salaries...

I put £6 on the euromillions each week and for the last 3 weeks my winnings went up by a tenner. I felt lucky, until some nice bloke got the jackpot last night.

But yes, I will be buying the club when I win! MBBB is a risk in that roll because it'll be MC Wiggy every week so I'll be getting FA to draw up a very tight and stipulated employment contract?

RER will be joint head of youth development with Paul Medley, and also assistant coach to the Head coach.

Bullseye will be the Communications dude but he'll work closely with Eddie, as Eddie will then be able to punch holes in everything going out to the media so that every angle is covered so Bullseye can fix it. Bullseye will also have Ewwnorfolk by his side, as Eww is an optimist and would add the spin to each release. Bullseye would have a further role as Fan Liason director.

Adey is already two shoes in for the finance director and will also be a generic 'Peter Kenyon' for the club.

DILLIGAF would be banquet director and his role would be to make sure the Bars and Food vans are serving food up to a good enough standard. DILLIGAF would test every single item being offered in the vans each week.

BullyBoxer would take on the role of squad assessment, analysing performances and pointing out what needs to improve per week to assist the head coach.

AF would be Bulls liason to the NRL.

That's all I can think of for now, but yes.. with me at the helm the future looks bright

: Sat Jul 18, 2009 10:52 pm  

Paul124897 wrote:

:lol:

I put £6 on the euromillions each week and for the last 3 weeks my winnings went up by a tenner. I felt lucky, until some nice bloke got the jackpot last night.

But yes, I will be buying the club when I win! MBBB is a risk in that roll because it'll be MC Wiggy every week so I'll be getting FA to draw up a very tight and stipulated employment contract?

RER will be joint head of youth development with Paul Medley, and also assistant coach to the Head coach.

Bullseye will be the Communications dude but he'll work closely with Eddie, as Eddie will then be able to punch holes in everything going out to the media so that every angle is covered so Bullseye can fix it. Bullseye will also have Ewwnorfolk by his side, as Eww is an optimist and would add the spin to each release. Bullseye would have a further role as Fan Liason director.

Adey is already two shoes in for the finance director and will also be a generic 'Peter Kenyon' for the club.

DILLIGAF would be banquet director and his role would be to make sure the Bars and Food vans are serving food up to a good enough standard. DILLIGAF would test every single item being offered in the vans each week.

BullyBoxer would take on the role of squad assessment, analysing performances and pointing out what needs to improve per week to assist the head coach.

AF would be Bulls liason to the NRL.

That's all I can think of for now, but yes.. with me at the helm the future looks bright

I wanna be Ambassador, on account of I am the most skilled diplomat.

I will double up in charge of beer, for no extra fee.Who's in charge of curries, and taxis home?

: Sat Jul 18, 2009 10:56 pm  

Paul124897 wrote:

:lol:

I put £6 on the euromillions each week and for the last 3 weeks my winnings went up by a tenner. I felt lucky, until some nice bloke got the jackpot last night.

But yes, I will be buying the club when I win! MBBB is a risk in that roll because it'll be MC Wiggy every week so I'll be getting FA to draw up a very tight and stipulated employment contract?

RER will be joint head of youth development with Paul Medley, and also assistant coach to the Head coach.

Bullseye will be the Communications dude but he'll work closely with Eddie, as Eddie will then be able to punch holes in everything going out to the media so that every angle is covered so Bullseye can fix it. Bullseye will also have Ewwnorfolk by his side, as Eww is an optimist and would add the spin to each release. Bullseye would have a further role as Fan Liason director.

Adey is already two shoes in for the finance director and will also be a generic 'Peter Kenyon' for the club.

DILLIGAF would be banquet director and his role would be to make sure the Bars and Food vans are serving food up to a good enough standard. DILLIGAF would test every single item being offered in the vans each week.

BullyBoxer would take on the role of squad assessment, analysing performances and pointing out what needs to improve per week to assist the head coach.

AF would be Bulls liason to the NRL.

That's all I can think of for now, but yes.. with me at the helm the future looks bright

Can I sweep the terraces please?

: Sun Jul 19, 2009 12:08 am  

Paul124897 wrote:

:lol:
BullyBoxer would take on the role of squad assessment, analysing performances and pointing out what needs to improve per week to assist the head coach.

I see my talents more suited to head choreographer for the Bullettes..
I feel it is an area that I could invest considerable time in assessing and analysing their performances.

: Sun Jul 19, 2009 9:00 am  

Paul124897 wrote:

DILLIGAF would be banquet director and his role would be to make sure the Bars and Food vans are serving food up to a good enough standard. DILLIGAF would test every single item being offered in the vans each week.

You can just come out and say I'm fat if you want!










But yes, I accept

: Sun Jul 19, 2009 12:48 pm  

DILLIGAF wrote:

The last thing we want is another "sing when you're told to" situation.

That isn't quite what I said, the fact is that Bradford fans are probably among the quietest in the league so a song introduced to the fans via tannoy (as I said like when COYB was first introduced) to get them to pull together would be more than welcome IMO.

I wasn't for one minute suggesting that all chants should be started by the tannoy.

: Mon Jul 20, 2009 10:42 am  

We could have done with Torro doing the Pamplona Charge on Silverwood yesterday as he is true evil.

Also what about a live recording of the Jeremy Kyle show before the match and at half time? They could do it on those stages in the middle of the pitch with Jezza walking around in front of the players tunnel patronising the poor scum bags who are prepared to air their dirty laundry in front of the entire nation for 50 quid and a night in the premier inn.


Sample Itinery

"Be a man, give up smoking weed and drinking Tennents Super T all day and take care of the kids you've fathered all over the place"

Bullman's Parade

"DNA Test, Is I da father or is it me brother?"

Team News straight from the dressing room

" Lie detector test, did my dad give you Gonorhea on our Wedding night?"

Kick Off

Half Time

Mini Rugby: Queensbury U8's vs Wibsey U8's

"Dad, I'm a lesbian and I'm moving in with your Thai Bride!!"

[Bullseye]

: Mon Jul 20, 2009 10:51 am  

Maccbull_BigBullyBooaza wrote:

We could have done with Torro doing the Pamplona Charge on Silverwood yesterday as he is true evil.

Also what about a live recording of the Jeremy Kyle show before the match and at half time? They could do it on those stages in the middle of the pitch with Jezza walking around in front of the players tunnel patronising the poor scum bags who are prepared to air their dirty laundry in front of the entire nation for 50 quid and a night in the premier inn.


Sample Itinery

"Be a man, give up smoking weed and drinking Tennents Super T all day and take care of the kids you've fathered all over the place"

Bullman's Parade

"DNA Test, Is I da father or is it me brother?"

Team News straight from the dressing room

" Lie detector test, did my dad give you Gonorhea on our Wedding night?"

Kick Off

Half Time

Mini Rugby: Queensbury U8's vs Wibsey U8's

"Dad, I'm a lesbian and I'm moving in with your Thai Bride!!"

Great ideas Keith!

I've thought a bit about this. How about each week we re-create a famous date from history that coincides with the week of the game. E.g. re-create the Kennedy assassination with an open topped car driving around the track. Dress up Michael Platt as JFK and a Bullette as Jackie. Then after the fatal shot is fired Bullman and Bullboy can run after the killer who could be behind the grassy knoll.

At the same time have a "League of Gentlemen" face painting day when all the kids get done up as Papa Lazarou whether they like it or not.

This would be better than any first team game!