I have seen a draft of Mr. Lamb's business plan.
Obviously, I can't reveal all the details here, but some interesting points include:
* The Odsal food outlets will add Lamb Bhuna RFL to the menu. The vendor only gets half the money.
* Beer will be discontinued, in favor of Lambrusco
* Supporters will still be allowed to dance, if desired, but only the Lambada
* Instead of a pop concert we shall be organising a huge clambake
* instead of company cars, to save money all players will be provided with a Lambretta (Mr Lamb will keep his Lamborghini, as an aspirational tool)