I am sure we could find 17 on here who can still bend over far enough to lace up our boots. When we all run on it would look like 13 Jeff Grayshon's hobbling on though. Bags I play hooker. After 5 minutes I will need a bloke either side of me holding me up.
Who wants to be coach?
Is Foxy still alive? He liked the older type of player.
Some of the wives on here could be cheerleaders. From a distance they may look OK.
My secret source has told me the tea lady has jumped ship so we need someone who knows how to boil a kettle.
OH well, I'm sure it will all look better in the morning.