Re: Alex Simmons : Thu Jun 26, 2014 11:05 am  

He's doing presumably what the club want him to do. Must be one of the least thankful tasks around, trying to create a good buzz around a stadium occupied by 5000 depressed and apprehensive lambs simply awaiting the next slaughter.

If they were to get rid of anything then it should be the absurd playing of jolly singalong music when we score to make it 4 - 50

[Pumpetypump]

Re: Alex Simmons : Thu Jun 26, 2014 11:10 am  

Has anyone noticed that Alex is talking normally, then ever so quitely he'll say something like "Hail Satan, kill all who stand in your way"? And then on the way home you find yourself attacking a stranger and coming to in a terrified haze, blood dripping across your face?

Re: Alex Simmons : Thu Jun 26, 2014 11:13 am  

My avatar is a picture Mrs Aardvark took of a white T-shirt of mine. I couldn't explain the stains but now it all makes sense.

Re: Alex Simmons : Thu Jun 26, 2014 12:08 pm  

Ferocious Aardvark wrote:

My avatar is a picture Mrs Aardvark took of a white T-shirt of mine. I couldn't explain the stains but now it all makes sense.

Oh, I thought it was a sign of an eternal optimist and we're just going through a bad period...



I'll get me coat.

Re: Alex Simmons : Thu Jun 26, 2014 12:13 pm  

He sounds amateur. He sounds like a very bad DJ or one of those people who run the Waltzers. There must be hundreds who could do a better job.

[Bulliac]

Re: Alex Simmons : Thu Jun 26, 2014 12:27 pm  

Ferocious Aardvark wrote:

He's doing presumably what the club want him to do. Must be one of the least thankful tasks around, trying to create a good buzz around a stadium occupied by 5000 depressed and apprehensive lambs simply awaiting the next slaughter.

If they were to get rid of anything then it should be the absurd playing of jolly singalong music when we score to make it 4 - 50

I'm assuming he's cheap. Or maybe our london owner thought he was the sort of announcer we were all used to, app knowf...

Re: Alex Simmons : Fri Jun 27, 2014 5:37 am  

debaser wrote:

He sounds amateur. He sounds like a very bad DJ or one of those people who run the Waltzers. job.

That must be where he is going wrong then. He should be shouting "Scream and we'll play better. Shabba"

Re: Alex Simmons : Fri Jun 27, 2014 5:54 am  

That's practically what he does with his "Come on Bulls" randomly shouted at odd moments.

Re: Alex Simmons : Fri Jun 27, 2014 7:29 am  

He's writing cheques his talent can't cash I'm afraid.

Re: Alex Simmons : Fri Jun 27, 2014 7:42 am  

I think you are all bullies,leave the poor man alone