: Mon Dec 18, 2006 12:08 pm  

Got stuck in the sodding Bantams traffic which delayed my exit strategy somewhat. I could have stayed for another couple of pints & still got home before the tigress. I decided my 2 fleeces still dripping with slot machine man's lager was a give away & admitted to my flying visit.

[Bullseye]

: Mon Dec 18, 2006 12:59 pm  

tigertot wrote:

Got stuck in the sodding Bantams traffic which delayed my exit strategy somewhat. I could have stayed for another couple of pints & still got home before the tigress. I decided my 2 fleeces still dripping with slot machine man's lager was a give away & admitted to my flying visit.

Hope you put them in the wash.

: Mon Dec 18, 2006 1:11 pm  

Bullseye wrote:

Hope you put them in the wash.

Woman's work.

[Bullseye]

: Mon Dec 18, 2006 1:20 pm  

tigertot wrote:

Woman's work.

I can see the scene now:

Tigress: Tigertot, why have you come home with George Best's fleece jacket?

Tigertot: Be quiet! Can't you do woman's work without nattering?

<Thwack> Sound of rolling pin hitting Tigertot on head.

: Mon Dec 18, 2006 1:52 pm  

Bullseye wrote:

Yet again a torrid time was had on the lav but not as bad as the last time.

I think the chapple kebabs did for me. I unleashed three heavy loads yesterday, each one hotter than the previous.

The second lot brought down my piles but happilly round three cortorised them.

: Mon Dec 18, 2006 2:21 pm  

Bullseye wrote:

I can see the scene now:

Tigress: Tigertot, why have you come home with George Best's fleece jacket?

Tigertot: Be quiet! Can't you do woman's work without nattering?

<Thwack> Sound of rolling pin hitting Tigertot on head.

Besty knew how to treat his bi...ladies. The tigress, bless her, brought me 3 super-whitey M&S curries from Leeds, with a portion of whitey mixed indian starters. 3 rubber chapatis from the ubiquitous curry/pizza/kebab place round the corner. Sorted.

: Mon Dec 18, 2006 2:30 pm  

tigertot wrote:

Woman's work.

ATTENTION BULLSEYE You need to use your powers as a Moderator & ban Tigertot - this is a clear case of sexism

I think you, & possibly myself, should at least edit his posts before they are published in order to preserve the reputation of this site !

Anything he posts that is either sexist or Deaconist should be banned

[Bullseye]

: Mon Dec 18, 2006 2:33 pm  

It's ok Hari, tigertot isn't really a real person, he's one of those fake user ID's set up as a laugh.

The man behind the mask is Bernard Manningham apparently.

: Mon Dec 18, 2006 2:39 pm  

Bullseye wrote:

It's ok Hari, tigertot isn't really a real person, he's one of those fake user ID's set up as a laugh.

The man behind the mask is Bernard Manningham apparently.

Thats ok then - I always thought Tigertot could not be "real". Its now official then .... he is a faker

: Mon Dec 18, 2006 3:33 pm  

Tigertit always struck me as a pinko comie type.At least he no's how to treet wimmin,though like the other trotskiists on here he pretends to like forrin muck food.we should start a thred for English food on here,though the red moderaters would probly ban it .