I think everyone is missing the point here. You see, none of the players drinks tea anymore. They insist on cappuccino, latte or mocha with a penchant for Colombian blends. A serious caffeine fix just before kick-off and at half-time should do the trick.
However, I fear we will have to replace dear old Doris with a top quality barista from Costa. I hear that Manuel at Costa's in Leeds is not happy with the deal he has been offered for next season and is looking for a lucrative move.
On the downside, our Head Caterer has publicly stated that "he doesn't need a barista" and has the full backing of the Board of Directors.