I did ask the Tealady if she thought the one legged, one eyed, bald, part time tealady from Dewsbury would be able to get one over on her this week, she replied.
"I have put a lot of effort into training this week and it has gone well, i have learnt from the lessions from the poor brew i produced during the last match and don't make fun of the less well off Tealadys"
Thats me told