A song for every player : Fri Mar 13, 2009 4:09 am  

Yeah, yeah, yeah, they're not going to get sung - at least not yet (though I've a few ideas to work on this, involving modern technology). But anyway... Michael Platt, Platt, Platt... (Feelin' Hot Hot Hot) Try fo' t'Sheriffe, someone go and get the kicking tee... (I Shot the Sheriff) Ooh Tadulala... (simple but effective) Nero, Neeee-ro, former emperor of Ancient Rome... Nero, Neeee-ro, loves an orgy and he hates Rhinos... (Banana Boat Song/Trio Advert) Sam Burgess, Sam Burgess, Played the first New Zealand test, Moi Moi thought he was the best, Till he ran into Sam Burgess (Happiness by Ken Dodd) You know that Sam's been laying down the law, the law Cos Fui Fui Moi Moi's on the floor, the floor, We know he'll play and show no fear, Even with violent diarrhoea, And his name's Sam Burgess, Of Bradford and Great Britain. Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah, Burgess, Burgess, Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah, Burgess, Burgess, Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah, Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah, And his name's Sam Burgess, Of Bradford and Great Britain. (When Johnny Comes Marching Home Again) Terry, Terry... (see Tadulala) Well, he likes to give an offload, But he'll never give an inch, He's a tight head prop who'll never stop, His name is Andy Lynch. (robin hood whistle song) More reasons to pass to/run from Morrison (depending whether he's made a good run or a big hit) (Morrison advert) Morr-ri-son, son, son, Second row second to none Morr-ri-son, son, son, Glenn with two 'N's, not with one He can run, he can pass Covers every blade of grass His wife should, be in Vogue, Better Neighbour than Minogue (Agadoo) Oh... Beaver scored 180, It wasn't just in darts The last was in the final It broke some Melbourne hearts, And now he's come to Yorkshire, And he said 'Flippin' Heck Though Manly Beach is nice, it's not A patch on Bradford Beck. (My Old Man's A Dustman) Kopczak, the lad from Eccleshill Kopczak, his name is hard to spell We know it starts K, O and P, What comes next? We think it's a C. (Top Cat theme) Viva la Bradford, Viva la Bradford, Cos when things looked black, Trevor brought us back, Viva la Bradford... (Viva Ronaldo) Still to do... 3 Paul Sykes 6 Ben Jeffries 7 Paul Deacon 13 Jamie Langley 14 Wayne Godwin 15 Matt Cook 16 Michael Worrincy 17 Nick Scruton 18 Tame Tupou 20 Dave Halley 22 Matt James 23 Jason Crookes 24 Richard Johnson 25 Steve Crossley 26 David Solomona 27 Kieran Hyde 28 Elliott Whitehead 29 Tom Olbison 30 James Donaldson 31 Andy Tate.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, they're not going to get sung - at least not yet (though I've a few ideas to work on this, involving modern technology). But anyway... Michael Platt, Platt, Platt... (Feelin' Hot Hot Hot) Try fo' t'Sheriffe, someone go and get the kicking tee... (I Shot the Sheriff) Ooh Tadulala... (simple but effective) Nero, Neeee-ro, former emperor of Ancient Rome... Nero, Neeee-ro, loves an orgy and he hates Rhinos... (Banana Boat Song/Trio Advert) Sam Burgess, Sam Burgess, Played the first New Zealand test, Moi Moi thought he was the best, Till he ran into Sam Burgess (Happiness by Ken Dodd) You know that Sam's been laying down the law, the law Cos Fui Fui Moi Moi's on the floor, the floor, We know he'll play and show no fear, Even with violent diarrhoea, And his name's Sam Burgess, Of Bradford and Great Britain. Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah, Burgess, Burgess, Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah, Burgess, Burgess, Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah, Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah, And his name's Sam Burgess, Of Bradford and Great Britain. (When Johnny Comes Marching Home Again) Terry, Terry... (see Tadulala) Well, he likes to give an offload, But he'll never give an inch, He's a tight head prop who'll never stop, His name is Andy Lynch. (robin hood whistle song) More reasons to pass to/run from Morrison (depending whether he's made a good run or a big hit) (Morrison advert) Morr-ri-son, son, son, Second row second to none Morr-ri-son, son, son, Glenn with two 'N's, not with one He can run, he can pass Covers every blade of grass His wife should, be in Vogue, Better Neighbour than Minogue (Agadoo) Oh... Beaver scored 180, It wasn't just in darts The last was in the final It broke some Melbourne hearts, And now he's come to Yorkshire, And he said 'Flippin' Heck Though Manly Beach is nice, it's not A patch on Bradford Beck. (My Old Man's A Dustman) Kopczak, the lad from Eccleshill Kopczak, his name is hard to spell We know it starts K, O and P, What comes next? We think it's a C. (Top Cat theme) Viva la Bradford, Viva la Bradford, Cos when things looked black, Trevor brought us back, Viva la Bradford... (Viva Ronaldo) Still to do... 3 Paul Sykes 6 Ben Jeffries 7 Paul Deacon 13 Jamie Langley 14 Wayne Godwin 15 Matt Cook 16 Michael Worrincy 17 Nick Scruton 18 Tame Tupou 20 Dave Halley 22 Matt James 23 Jason Crookes 24 Richard Johnson 25 Steve Crossley 26 David Solomona 27 Kieran Hyde 28 Elliott Whitehead 29 Tom Olbison 30 James Donaldson 31 Andy Tate.

: Fri Mar 13, 2009 6:00 am  

Genius.

Are you bored by any chance...

: Fri Mar 13, 2009 6:40 am  

debaser wrote:

Genius.

Are you bored by any chance...

Nothing a bit of internet-based procrastination couldn't fix.

Re: A song for every player : Fri Mar 13, 2009 6:44 am  

af wrote: Yeah, yeah, yeah, they're not going to get sung - at least not yet (though I've a few ideas to work on this, involving modern technology). But anyway... Michael Platt, Platt, Platt... (Feelin' Hot Hot Hot) Try fo' t'Sheriffe, someone go and get the kicking tee... (I Shot the Sheriff) Ooh Tadulala... (simple but effective) Nero, Neeee-ro, former emperor of Ancient Rome... Nero, Neeee-ro, loves an orgy and he hates Rhinos... (Banana Boat Song/Trio Advert) Sam Burgess, Sam Burgess, Played the first New Zealand test, Moi Moi thought he was the best, Till he ran into Sam Burgess (Happiness by Ken Dodd) You know that Sam's been laying down the law, the law Cos Fui Fui Moi Moi's on the floor, the floor, We know he'll play and show no fear, Even with violent diarrhoea, And his name's Sam Burgess, Of Bradford and Great Britain. Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah, Burgess, Burgess, Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah, Burgess, Burgess, Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah, Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah, And his name's Sam Burgess, Of Bradford and Great Britain. (When Johnny Comes Marching Home Again) Terry, Terry... (see Tadulala) Well, he likes to give an offload, But he'll never give an inch, He's a tight head prop who'll never stop, His name is Andy Lynch. (robin hood whistle song) More reasons to pass to/run from Morrison (depending whether he's made a good run or a big hit) (Morrison advert) Morr-ri-son, son, son, Second row second to none Morr-ri-son, son, son, Glenn with two 'N's, not with one He can run, he can pass Covers every blade of grass His wife should, be in Vogue, Better Neighbour than Minogue (Agadoo) Oh... Beaver scored 180, It wasn't just in darts The last was in the final It broke some Melbourne hearts, And now he's come to Yorkshire, And he said 'Flippin' Heck Though Manly Beach is nice, it's not A patch on Bradford Beck. (My Old Man's A Dustman) Kopczak, the lad from Eccleshill Kopczak, his name is hard to spell We know it starts K, O and P, What comes next? We think it's a C. (Top Cat theme) Viva la Bradford, Viva la Bradford, Cos when things looked black, Trevor brought us back, Viva la Bradford... (Viva Ronaldo) Still to do... 3 Paul Sykes 6 Ben Jeffries 7 Paul Deacon 13 Jamie Langley 14 Wayne Godwin 15 Matt Cook 16 Michael Worrincy 17 Nick Scruton 18 Tame Tupou 20 Dave Halley 22 Matt James 23 Jason Crookes 24 Richard Johnson 25 Steve Crossley 26 David Solomona 27 Kieran Hyde 28 Elliott Whitehead 29 Tom Olbison 30 James Donaldson 31 Andy Tate. Take a bow. That is superb! The Kopczak one is so clever I could not believe it was written by you.

af wrote: Yeah, yeah, yeah, they're not going to get sung - at least not yet (though I've a few ideas to work on this, involving modern technology). But anyway... Michael Platt, Platt, Platt... (Feelin' Hot Hot Hot) Try fo' t'Sheriffe, someone go and get the kicking tee... (I Shot the Sheriff) Ooh Tadulala... (simple but effective) Nero, Neeee-ro, former emperor of Ancient Rome... Nero, Neeee-ro, loves an orgy and he hates Rhinos... (Banana Boat Song/Trio Advert) Sam Burgess, Sam Burgess, Played the first New Zealand test, Moi Moi thought he was the best, Till he ran into Sam Burgess (Happiness by Ken Dodd) You know that Sam's been laying down the law, the law Cos Fui Fui Moi Moi's on the floor, the floor, We know he'll play and show no fear, Even with violent diarrhoea, And his name's Sam Burgess, Of Bradford and Great Britain. Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah, Burgess, Burgess, Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah, Burgess, Burgess, Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah, Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah, And his name's Sam Burgess, Of Bradford and Great Britain. (When Johnny Comes Marching Home Again) Terry, Terry... (see Tadulala) Well, he likes to give an offload, But he'll never give an inch, He's a tight head prop who'll never stop, His name is Andy Lynch. (robin hood whistle song) More reasons to pass to/run from Morrison (depending whether he's made a good run or a big hit) (Morrison advert) Morr-ri-son, son, son, Second row second to none Morr-ri-son, son, son, Glenn with two 'N's, not with one He can run, he can pass Covers every blade of grass His wife should, be in Vogue, Better Neighbour than Minogue (Agadoo) Oh... Beaver scored 180, It wasn't just in darts The last was in the final It broke some Melbourne hearts, And now he's come to Yorkshire, And he said 'Flippin' Heck Though Manly Beach is nice, it's not A patch on Bradford Beck. (My Old Man's A Dustman) Kopczak, the lad from Eccleshill Kopczak, his name is hard to spell We know it starts K, O and P, What comes next? We think it's a C. (Top Cat theme) Viva la Bradford, Viva la Bradford, Cos when things looked black, Trevor brought us back, Viva la Bradford... (Viva Ronaldo) Still to do... 3 Paul Sykes 6 Ben Jeffries 7 Paul Deacon 13 Jamie Langley 14 Wayne Godwin 15 Matt Cook 16 Michael Worrincy 17 Nick Scruton 18 Tame Tupou 20 Dave Halley 22 Matt James 23 Jason Crookes 24 Richard Johnson 25 Steve Crossley 26 David Solomona 27 Kieran Hyde 28 Elliott Whitehead 29 Tom Olbison 30 James Donaldson 31 Andy Tate. Take a bow. That is superb! The Kopczak one is so clever I could not believe it was written by you.

: Fri Mar 13, 2009 7:10 am  

mystic eddie wrote:

The Kopczak one is so clever I could not believe it was written by you.

Thanks Eddie.

Possible edit to the last two lines of the Morrison one...

Of his wife, we think highly,
Better in Neighbours than Kylie...

Re: A song for every player : Fri Mar 13, 2009 9:51 am  

af wrote: Nero, Neeee-ro, former emperor of Ancient Rome... Nero, Neeee-ro, loves an orgy and he hates Rhinos... (Banana Boat Song/Trio Advert) I have misjudged you The McBanana boat song Hows about this one: Solomona, Solomona Hes twice as large and half as slow as Lesley Vainakola

af wrote: Nero, Neeee-ro, former emperor of Ancient Rome... Nero, Neeee-ro, loves an orgy and he hates Rhinos... (Banana Boat Song/Trio Advert) I have misjudged you The McBanana boat song Hows about this one: Solomona, Solomona Hes twice as large and half as slow as Lesley Vainakola

: Fri Mar 13, 2009 1:11 pm  

Deacon's the Bull that has scored two thousand, Played at Old Trafford five years in a ro-ow, Won two Challenge Cups, both against the Leeds Rhino-ohs... (Disco 2000) Tu-pou-mania, Tu-pou-mania... 3 Paul Sykes 6 Ben Jeffries 13 Jamie Langley 14 Wayne Godwin 15 Matt Cook 16 Michael Worrincy 17 Nick Scruton 20 Dave Halley 22 Matt James 23 Jason Crookes 24 Richard Johnson 25 Steve Crossley 26 David Solomona 27 Kieran Hyde 28 Elliott Whitehead 29 Tom Olbison 30 James Donaldson 31 Andy Tate.

Deacon's the Bull that has scored two thousand, Played at Old Trafford five years in a ro-ow, Won two Challenge Cups, both against the Leeds Rhino-ohs... (Disco 2000) Tu-pou-mania, Tu-pou-mania... 3 Paul Sykes 6 Ben Jeffries 13 Jamie Langley 14 Wayne Godwin 15 Matt Cook 16 Michael Worrincy 17 Nick Scruton 20 Dave Halley 22 Matt James 23 Jason Crookes 24 Richard Johnson 25 Steve Crossley 26 David Solomona 27 Kieran Hyde 28 Elliott Whitehead 29 Tom Olbison 30 James Donaldson 31 Andy Tate.

: Fri Mar 13, 2009 1:12 pm  

How about 'Beaver - Steve Menzies!' to the tune of Viva Las Vegas?

Re: A song for every player : Fri Mar 13, 2009 4:04 pm  

mystic eddie wrote:

:lol:

Take a bow. That is superb!

The Kopczak one is so clever I could not believe it was written by you.

Hey, mystic, don't you ever check your PMs?

[Pumpetypump]

: Fri Mar 13, 2009 4:13 pm  

Paul Sykes, likes riding push bikes,
likes playing with big kites,
paul Sykes, he should be fullback.

To the tune Born Free