: Mon Feb 16, 2009 11:23 am  

If Rob Parker turns out to be another Tex Evans/Mike Wainwright:

Oooh, another knock-on by Rob Parker
Another knock-on by Rob Parker
Another knock-on by Rob Parker, Parker, Parker;
Let's drop the ball,
Another forwarded ball
Another dropped ball by Rob Parker, Parker, Parker, WOW!

Tune: Electric Six — Gay Bar

: Mon Feb 16, 2009 11:53 am  

Chico wrote:

We all agree… Talau is better than Folau.

Who's that man we signed from Saints?
Who's that man we all adore?
Better than Slater and Folau,
He's our superstar Talu,
And now he's playing for Salford wearing number 4.

: Mon Feb 16, 2009 1:12 pm  

Cashmere rhymes:

Year, fear, spear, appear.

Trying to work on a song myself but struggling.

A team theme perhaps:
You should fear, Ray Cashmere!
lol

: Mon Feb 16, 2009 1:17 pm  

lukicj wrote:

Year, fear, spear, appear.

Ian Brown — F.E.A.R
Blue Oyster Cult — Don't Fear the Reaper

: Mon Feb 16, 2009 5:41 pm  

Stingray theme tune

Don't think it will work that well but all I can think of for Cashmere

: Mon Feb 16, 2009 7:15 pm  

Young Danny wrote:

The idea for this one was handed to me by a 'supposed' Gallagher hater...

(She's electric - Oasis)

Swain's electric, he makes Sinfield look pathetic,
He does things we never expected,
That's why we love Luke Swain...

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: Mon Feb 16, 2009 7:21 pm  

a bit O/T but my mke utd fans laugh
heard it in pub lst week

Hes half a boy, hes half a girl Torres, Torres
Hes half a boy, hes half a girl Torres, Torres
He wears a frock
he loves the c**k
he sells his rse on Albert Dock

: Mon Feb 16, 2009 7:30 pm  

You shook me all night long.

: Mon Feb 16, 2009 7:31 pm  

Red Joldsworth wrote:

a bit O/T but my mke utd fans laugh
heard it in pub lst week

Hes half a boy, hes half a girl Torres, Torres
Hes half a boy, hes half a girl Torres, Torres
He wears a frock
he loves the c**k
he sells his rse on Albert Dock

It is:

He's half a boy and half a girl Torres, Torres
He dresses like a transvestite Torres, Torres
He wears a frock and he likes c.ock
He sells his a.rse on Albert Dock
Fernando Torres, Liverpool's ladyboy!

: Mon Feb 16, 2009 7:36 pm  

so