Re: The Ultimate Willows Songsheet : Wed Jun 15, 2011 9:24 pm  

Manamana ma Mark Moran,
manamana ma Mark Moran,
manamana Ma Mark Moran, Moran, Moran, Moran,
manama Mark Moran

Re: The Ultimate Willows Songsheet : Wed Jun 15, 2011 9:26 pm  

Dan Holdsworth wo wo wo wo he's from Austraila he's better than MYLER

Can we play you every week

you are my Salford

who's that coming over the hill is it a mountain no it's Korkidas

Mick mac mick mac mick mactigue mick mactigue mick mactigue

with a packet of sweets farrell is the wigan p---------

judas judas judas (c*ley,robinson,betts,mcavoy,) etc etc

Ow lanky lanky lanky lanky lanky lanky Lancashire

ow when the reds go marchin in

we forgot that you were here

we can see you sneeking out

monkey noise 70's/80's

your only here to see the salford

your not famous anymore

It's nice to know your here

Alan hunte is a rugby genius

he sold your ground he sold your ground (swinton)

(insert ground) is falling down falling down

Tesco own your ground

we don't want your pie and peas

can you sing without a drum (wire,wigan,leeds,bulls)

I wanna go home

there on the dole all the scousers are on the dole

stapo stapo stapo he's the best effing forward we know

jonny wilshere is a red is a red is a red he hates leythers

we're poop and we know we are

we're poop and we're beating you

we're not very good we're not very good

whats it like to score a try

what a load of rubbish

we're not getting nilled

red army red army

Wilky wilky wilky

Re: The Ultimate Willows Songsheet : Wed Jun 15, 2011 9:29 pm  

Red Preacher wrote:

And if the FC crowd don't mind, this friday we may hear;

WooooooooOOOOOOOOAH, WooooooooooooAH
WooooooooOOOOOOOOAH, WooooooooooooAH
We love you. We love you. We love
Wooooah, Salford. Salford. Salford
We love you. We love you. We love
Wooooah, Salford. Salford. Salford

(Tune off of Sister Act)

God no. It's sh**e and it's been over done. We need to get back to originality at the Willows.

Having said that, the first of these ain't too original.

Jim, Jim, Jimmy Lowes, you're a f*****g c**t, Jim, Jim, Jimmy Lowes, you're a f*****g c**t...

There was a "Hey Myler" song to the tune of Lyler by Oasis... But I can't remember the words, despite coming up with it in the first place. Yorkshire Red can remember it though, normally.

Hello, hurray, what a nice day for the Broughton rifles, Broughton rifles.

"He's got bird s**t in his hair..." I can't remember which Saints player copped for this in a Challenge Cup tie at the Willows in 2003 due to a dodgy bit of highlighting.

Varying takes on the "Viva Ken Barlow" song.

Hello, hello, we are the b.arm cake boys, and if you are a muffin man surrender or you'll die, we all know it's a b.arm cake.

We're into barms, you're inter-bred.

Oh Station Road is full of homes (can't remember the full version).

I've probably missed loads out...

Re: The Ultimate Willows Songsheet : Wed Jun 15, 2011 9:55 pm  

Hello hello we are the Crompton Boys and if you are a Deano fan surrender or you'll die we all follow the Crompton.

Mal's going down on a city fan tonight.

Mal, Mal, Mal, Mal, Mal, Mal, Mal, Mal, Mal Mal Mal Mal Mal Mal...

Viva Kato Star, faster than a car and a jaguar, viva Kato Star.

Viva Ken Barlow, knows Norris Cole, GT's on the dole, viva Ken Barlow.

This is how it feels to be Leythers, this is how it feels to be sad, this is how it feels when your sister's sh*gging your dad, sh*gging your dad...

"You're going home in a speedboat/life boat" to Yorkshire teams.

And don't forget to add 'hoy' into any song at every available opportunity. Preferably just after a performance art piece. Hoy. x

Re: The Ultimate Willows Songsheet : Wed Jun 15, 2011 9:58 pm  

Red Preacher wrote:

Bobby, "Salford City Reds" is a syllable short of a tune... 7 syllables needed for that line mate. back atcha.

What?

I just can't get enough

1 2 3 4 5 6


Sal-Ford ci-ty Reds
1 2 3 4 5 ~ 6


Numbers are the beat and ~ is the slide

Re: The Ultimate Willows Songsheet : Wed Jun 15, 2011 10:16 pm  

GT wrote:

"He's got bird s**t in his hair..." I can't remember which Saints player copped for this in a Challenge Cup tie at the Willows in 2003 due to a dodgy bit of highlighting.

Mark Edmondson. Who later played for Salford, of course.

Re: The Ultimate Willows Songsheet : Wed Jun 15, 2011 10:18 pm  

Chico wrote:

Mark Edmondson. Who later played for Salford, of course.

Now I remember.

Even the Saints fans were laughing at that one.

Re: The Ultimate Willows Songsheet : Wed Jun 15, 2011 11:06 pm  

I've sneaked into the Shed a few times as a neutral, last time I was there was a year or so ago and there were all sorts of variants of that "[insert name here] wherever you may be......" like the Park, Park wherever you may be song at United, and one of the verses went 'yer wife's a slag, she takes it up the...." but I don't know the rest of the words, does anybody else?

Re: The Ultimate Willows Songsheet : Wed Jun 15, 2011 11:08 pm  

Mark Edmonton played? He lay on our physio treatment table a lot does that count as playing?

Re: The Ultimate Willows Songsheet : Thu Jun 16, 2011 12:02 am  

Chico? whats the end goal in all of this cos there's plenty more to add to 'The Ultimate Willows Songsheet'

Also I'm starting to doubt whether any other club could compete with us?