- Gordon Ramsey. I'd love to stamp on his face.
- Drivers that overtake me on the motorway, pull infront of me and then brake. WTF !!! Just stay behind me in the first place !!!
- Davina McCall and her annoying gurning as she stares into the camera.
- The woman who walks her dog behind our house who collects up her dogs mess (and rightly so) into a clear bag, holds it up right infront of her face, and lovingly stares at it thinking no-one is watching. Well I'm watching you lady, and your weird ! In fact, are you the dog world's Gillian McKeith of Callands ?
- Motorway signs that flash fog warnings at you. Without them i'd never know it was foggy.
- Motorway signs that flash speed restrictions when you haven't moved more than 5 metres in the past hour. Grrrrr.
- Ainsley Harriot. A TV Chef with very little culinary skills, & has less appeal than an STD. I'd love to stamp on his face too.
- Paying a license fee to the BBC. Should be a self funded organisation. I'd happily watch adverts on the Beeb to save my contributions.
- People that say 'the books way better than the film.'........ YAWN. I don't read books, I probably never will, and I don't care if you do. Films are easier to follow and don't take up my time as much.
- Jamie Oliver. I'm struggling to think of anyone else on this planet who annoys me more than this spitting imbecile. He might as well put a big sign around his neck with the words 'please give me knighthood, I'm really desperate.' If he did we might be spared another channel 4 crusade where he trys to convince the nation our kids shouldn't eat things they like, like chips, pizza or sweets. MESSAGE FOR YOU JAMIE..... KIDS LIKE EATING THINGS THAT ARE BAD FOR THEM.... GET OVER IT !!!!
