All of the above, but especially as already stated…
People who don’t indicate at roundabouts
Sue Barker
Rugby Union and the fact that journos just call it rugby.
Wannabes on reality TV.
Facebook (never even been on it)
Tiger Woods media fascination (and the fact that he played that wonder shot at the masters when I had a tenner on Chris DiMacro at 125-1, and it gets replayed every b’std year)
but also…
Danni Minogue
Posh Spice
Katie Price or Jordan (take your pick)
Wayne Rooney
All WAGs
Dents in tins/cans in a shop. It’s just not right
Someone’s made you a cup of tea. You drink it, get to the last mouthful and they didn’t tell you that it wasn’t a tea bag and you get a mouthful of tea leaves. Shocker. It’s the surprise that’s the killer.
Badly maintained bitter (and lager).
Bloke at Victoria station who shoves a free metro in my face every morning, even when I show him that I’ve already got one.
People fighting for a
parking space near to a door and who can’t be ar$ed walking an extra 30-40 yards.
Adverts in general – for example, spraying a well known deodorant brand may make you smell a bit better, but fit ladies are not necessarily going to want to have sex with you.