Re: Joe westerman : Tue Oct 20, 2015 6:47 pm
I've got a RL edition of The Apprentice in my headLLS Lord Lefty Sugar
WTDP Warrington Transfer Delegation Party
Prokefiev's Romeo & Juliet plays, as WTDP enters the boardroom.
LLS "Ahhh. The brains traaaast. Sit dahhnn"
WTDP "Thank you, Lord Sugar"
LLS "Right ven. Four maanths ago, I gave you lot over free handred big un's to get Warrington sam decent players. They've been a load of old pony this year. They deserve sammat better"
WTDP "Yes, Lord Sugar. Well, we've scoured the globe, and made several enquiries to all the best available players, and....."
LLS "Cut the bull, sunshine. I've heard it from proper professionals. Who did you get?"
WTDP "Lineham and Westerman from Hull, Lord Sugar"
LLS "Stone me! I thought that Kermit, Miss Piggy and Gonzo were just Mappets. Turns out, I'm employin' 'em, to buy me ragby players. YOU BAWT 'OOOO?. LINEHAM? I'd ravver have got Des Lynham. An' Westerbleedinman. 'e was good abart 4 years ago. FREE ANDRED AND ODD FAHSAND PAHND DAHN THE BLEEDIN' PAN.. For that much, I coulda got an Ukuma Ta'ai, sam one from ve NRL, AND STILL 'ad change ...........
(he shakes his head)
......get ahhht of my office. YOU'RE FIRED.
(they shuffle out)
Free andred and odd grand. STREWF, VEY BETTER BE GOOD. Hull must be laughing their taters off"