: Thu Mar 05, 2009 5:56 pm  

JWP wrote:

Yep

FACT.

That was Scaramanga off 'The Man With The Golden Gun'.

: Thu Mar 05, 2009 7:04 pm  

JWP wrote:

No way. She has an extra nipple, that's the end of it as far as i'm concerned. If I was pumping away, and spotted that 'looking at me', no, sorry, slacks on, 'ome, have a shank over Smith. (not literlally)

Could do her from the rear?

: Thu Mar 05, 2009 7:08 pm  

Dirty Pretty Thing wrote:

Could do her from the rear?

I dunno, celebs and that isn't it. You get Lily Allen home, kiss her neck, mess with her boobs x 3 etc, at what point do you think it's alright to say, "Right, I've noticed that, well, y'know extra thing, so I think it's better if you just bend over, and I'll do you from behind."

I don't think that'll make her Smi - I - Ile, for a Wh- I - ile etc.

: Thu Mar 05, 2009 7:11 pm  

JWP wrote:

I dunno, celebs and that isn't it. You get Lily Allen home, kiss her neck, mess with her boobs x 3 etc, at what point do you think it's alright to say, "Right, I've noticed that, well, y'know extra thing, so I think it's better if you just bend over, and I'll do you from behind."

I don't think that'll make her Smi - I - Ile, for a Wh- I - ile etc.

Can I suggest dark lights, navy rum, smother her with custard and drop on a bag of M&M's over the thoracic area. Be like an areola based game of russian roulette.

: Thu Mar 05, 2009 7:13 pm  

Wires71 wrote:

Can I suggest dark lights, navy rum, smother her with custard and drop on a bag of M&M's. Be like an areola based game of russian roulette.

True.

Thing is, once we get, well y'know full throttle like, she's gonna think I've got an extra widge, so I guess we're even.

: Thu Mar 05, 2009 7:15 pm  

JWP wrote:

I dunno, celebs and that isn't it. You get Lily Allen home, kiss her neck, mess with her boobs x 3 etc, at what point do you think it's alright to say, "Right, I've noticed that, well, y'know extra thing, so I think it's better if you just bend over, and I'll do you from behind."

I don't think that'll make her Smi - I - Ile, for a Wh- I - ile etc.

I think most girls appreciate honesty. Anyway if you've done your job well enough up to that point she'll be that desperate she won't how you do it.

(Isn't it technically 3 nipples rather than 3 boobs - that'd be awesome!)

: Thu Mar 05, 2009 7:23 pm  

JWP wrote:

True.

Thing is, once we get, well y'know full throttle like, she's gonna think I've got an extra widge, so I guess we're even.

Nah, thats why I suggested M&M's and not Hundreds and Thousands.

: Fri Mar 06, 2009 7:52 am  

Nowt like a bit of filth

: Thu Mar 12, 2009 1:21 pm  

Any thoughts on this weeks edition?

: Thu Mar 12, 2009 1:26 pm  

gary numan wrote:

Any thoughts on this weeks edition?

Barrie mac commenting on the "culture at the Warrington club".