Well, I've emerged from my bunker after 5 months of re-runs of Michael Bentynes Potty Time, Pot noodles and Harveys Bristol Cream diluted with rainwater and it's good to see that in a world devoid of sense some unalterable truths remain.
If there's a way to blow it, we'll find it
If there's a way to make life harder for ourselves, we'll seize it
Widdop and Austin still haven't been formally introduced
Scoring from 40 yards, no problem from 14 yards? Tricky
Our wingers remain window dressing
SKY Sports commentary team remain a joke without a punchline
Back to the bunker I think.