Not even a trifle too much?

Sherry good...I’ll get the proverbial...

Wire followed by City what’s not to love?

I'll just have to miss the last 15 mins of Wire
I know which is more important

Any more trifle puns, and you'll be getting 2 (sponge) fingers

Oh no, I’m quivering like a jelly (with tinned fruit added).

I'm more of a cake man, myself.

However, when I was growing up in a rough area, the kids used to rub sponge cake, cream and jam all over my face, and stick a glacé cherry on my nose

Life was tough, living in the gateau

Quality - nobody’s topping that (genuinely no pun intended)

Dream Topping, like many products from the 60/70’s, just add water or maybe milk if you’re posh to a non-discript powder

Qualiteh I thought we were going down the “trifle deaf” path. It was a (Angels) Delight that you didn’t.

The team news is out. Mamo at Centre, Hughes at 13 with BMM starting at SR. Ashton misses out.

Somebody get Austin some thumbs, loses the ball far to often.